In a fun back to basics episode of the All Seeing Guys, Greg and Joe sit down after a few intoxications and let their imaginations run wild and pitch original movie ideas to one another, from the Government hiring illusionists to fake the rapture to Bruce Willis being sacked from acting when suddenly terrorists attack the building then we go in on movie talk in general, but a pop culture podcast this isn't. We start with Geezedropping and end with 'Show Joe sh*t' where we watch the Pacific Rim 2 trailer. Of course, as always, we get side tracked along the way.
063 - THE RITZ CRICKER & DICK DISTURBANCE RADIO PLAY & COMPANION EPISODE.
It's finally here! Our radio play, Ritz Cricker and Dick Disturbance: Rise Of The Moonwalkers. This is a special episode featuring the radio play along with an intro and outro from The All Seeing GuysWe have been working on this radio play for well over a year, from drafting ideas, story lines, characters, to writing, performing, recording and producing it. A huge amount of time & effort went into this & we are proud with the result. We will release the play on it's own for anyone to listen who doesn't wish to hear this whole episode. For our usual listeners, this episode has the full play in it, along with an intro and outro from Greg and Joe giving you a deeper insight into the madness that lead us here. A huge thanks to everyone who has helped us with this, our listeners for encouraging us to make this, and to our awesome friends for lending their voices, thanks Jack Webber, Ben Monopoli and Elizabeth Armstrong. A sequel is already being written, so plenty of chances for you to appear in the next one. So wack on your headphones, turn off your brain & switch to disbelief mode. It's going to get weird.
060 - I WANT TO BELIEVE.... KINDA
Welcome to episode 60 of The All Seeing Guys, the truth maybe out there, but it certainly isn't here as Greg & Joe grab their high powered flash lights walk in to the world of the Paranormal (cue The X Files theme). They explore Aliens, Ghosts, Creatures & take a trip to Hell itself. From Planet Nibriu, Lizard man, Big Foot to Frozen Alien mummies, we got it covered. Do we believe? Are we convinced? Do we even really care?
059 - CAPTAIN OBLIVIOUS
Welcome to episode 59 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast, this week the guys go unplanned & see where the conversation takes them & as expected it takes us to some weird places, mainly sharing stories of bizarre interactions we have had with strangers. Greg shares the story of when a stranger threw up on to his dick & some of the encounters he's had out on his runs, Joe pitches his new movie/TV show idea, a retirement home for super heroes & villains. The guys also invent the worlds most useless super hero.... Captain Oblivious. Enjoy, its an odd one for sure but we had so much fun just letting our minds run free this episode.
058 - CAN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A SHOTGUN?
Episode 58 of The All Seeing Guys, and it's about to get weird in a kinky sexual way. this episode Greg & Joe look at rather odd sexual stories, from landlord feet licking in exchange for free rent, a shotgun in vagina & one of them goes off... guess which? we also look at a great list of things guys have been caught trying to have sex with and lots more. On top of all that we end with a 'show joe Shit' special where we drunkenly settle down to watch some of the new trailers that dropped from Comic Con (SDCC 2017) and Joe gives his thoughts, which we know aren't won't be 'I want to see that'. Its a fun fast paced episode. Enjoy
055.5 - NO DISSEMBLE - TASG TAKEOVER OPEN ALL POWERS PODCAST
For those who may have missed it or were left somewhat confused by the last episode where Gaz & Sam from Open All Powers hosted, this is the episode of their podcast that he hosted in our podswap. Yes yes yes Power People! Welcome one again to a some what peculiar episode of Open All Powers. Due to the flashpoint paradox altering the timeline, OAPP is now hosted by Greg and Joe from The All Seeing Guys. And TASG is hosted by Sam and Gaz. It's a full on podswap takeover. The fellas discuss the latest trailers and movies that made them cry as a child. Greg breaks down a couple of flicks he managed to catch on a recent flight and what remakes and reboots we can expect in the next few years. The wolf of Kingston Jack Webber is back for a report on his top 3 most anticipated movies of 2017 as well as a look back at the classic Short Circuit. Enjoy! Big shouts and respect to Gaz and Sam for taking part in this & letting us loose on their show.
054 - TWO YEAR BIRTHDAY SPECIAL (SLAPPING D*CKS BY THE BORDERS OF BUCKLAND)
Welcome to Episode 54 of The All Seeing Guys & this is a special one as we celebrate the shows 2nd Birthday! So we have a few drinks and look back over some of our favourite past topics such as #cheekynandos #naughtyfrangos, incest, Town Ambassadors, Nic Cage & many of our segments including Geezedropping, Bee in the bonnet & The Lord of the Rings get the Wankery Wank treatment, Greg talks Las Vegas & so much more. it's jam packed episode so hit play/ download & enjoy
051 - SIEGFRIED, ROY & THE POLYAMOROUS UNICORNS.
Welcome to episode 51 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast, Greg & Joe go back to basics this week after passing our 50th episode milestone & letting Harry Bone loose on the show last episode. This week we give an update on the feedback from the Flat Earthers (Flatties) regarding our previous Flat Earth episode, we talk Greg popping up in the recent music video from The Lounge Kittens, ask who would you bang out of Siegfried & Roy? We give a 2017 update on new internet crazes & look at London's Hedonistic, Polyamorous Unicorn Movement, The Warriors gets the w*nkerty w*nk treatment & much more madness. Enjoy
049 - THE FLAT EARTH PLUNGE
Welcome to episode 49 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe, after a run of rum & guest heavy episodes we take a step back and have a chilled conversation about a man who puts fish up his bum, ok, it's not that chilled & we still have rum. We also look into the rise of Flat Earthers & really go into the belief behind The flat Earth, then we get side tracked, at one point we are discussing the evolution of DVD menus, the cancelled reality show 'Eden', #Plunge or #Gunge becomes a thing & Bill Pullmans Independence Day speech gets the Wankerty W*nk treatment. We end with the awesome new track from The Brasskats, so plenty of reasons to listen!
047 - SELF AWARE FRIDGE, WITH THIS ONE.
Welcome to episode 47 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe. This week we have a slightly segment heavier episode & some recent bizarre news stories. Kicking off with Geezdropping, discussing overheard snippets from peoples conversations, most of which this week were sent in by you listeners. Talking the recent lost & found Police Marijuana news stories, we pitch made up movie stories to one another including 'The Self Aware Fridge'. We express our Bee in the Bonnet with Facebook chat such as 'Hubby, Wifey & This One'. List of the week is 'Female cartoon characters' who wet your whistle. Along with our Agony Aunt segment & the return of 'Wankerty W*nk'.
045 - PORN, SEX & TALES FROM THE HORSE PADDOCK WITH ELOISE TRANTER
Episode 45 of The All Seeing Guys & it's a special one for Valentines Day! Greg & Joe are joined by Ellie (not the grey haired old lady in the episode artwork) who featured on our Fighting Cocks episode last year, but this time we have her all to ourselves & the topic of conversation is a fun one (Sorry to our families). Join us as we talk Porn, sex & Ellie shares tales from the horse paddock. Of course conversation takes a few turns, sexy teachers, porn scenarios we've been in, one night stands, losing virginity, sex dolls, Jehovah witnesses along with our Geezedropping & unwanted agony aunt advice segments & much more! (We have a slight audio issue for last bit but it's all good)
044 - EVER FELT SO SEXY YOU SH*T YOURSELF?
Episode 44 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe & it's a fun packed show. Greg, Joe & a bottle of rum make their way through the poshest baby names, Eastenders & life in soap land, people who repeatedly press the button at the traffics lights, the most offensive swear words & our segments Geezedropping, Bee in the Bonnet & our giving our unwanted agony advice in 'You Didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'. Really enjoyed recording this episode, one of our faves. One of those rare episodes when Greg shocks Joe. We finish with a track from local band Head Plague, who made our theme tune.
043 - 2016 REVIEW & THE C*NT AWARDS WITH ED WOODERSON
Our 2016 review episode is here! We look back over the highs & lows from last year & we are not alone. We are joined by the third leg of our tripod, the 'and' in our fish and chips, our swiss army knife, our best friend & returning guest Ed.
Join us as we look back at Great British Bake Off madness, top tv shows, movies & drone popularity & much more from 2016 & out first ever C*nt awards! Calling out our top personal c*nts of last year. Join us for the ride.
042 - 'STRUMMING BOLLOCKS GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM'
This episode of TASG we sit back & have a good old chinwag. After going in on Gaming & Scientology recently & our huge 2016 wrap up episode coming next we thought we'd go a bit easy on this weeks episode.
We talk getting shit on by birds, actual birds, how the hit sitcom show Roseanne ended for some reason, an update on fast food establishments names that have caught our eye recently, our dream of opening a hot dog stand out Primark for all the guys that just wait outside while their missus goes in & much more. We talk the Casa Mirth Podcast Christmas special & play the outtakes from our cameo on the show. Along with segments Geezedroping & Show Joe Sh*t where he gives he thoughts the new trailers The Mummy, Transformers, The Last Knight & Baywatch.
Check out the Casa Mirth Podcast Christmas special 2016 here:
041 - EP 4: SCIENTOLOGY
Episode 41 of The All Seeing Guys is here! It maybe Christmas but we decided f*ck that & talk about Scientology instead. So join us as dive into the 'facts' & fun of Scientology & it members. Well, we talk about Tom Cruise & John Travolta more than we should but that's the fun part right?. That's not all though, we dive back into our sausage roll segment with an important update, The Walking Dead keeps popping up & much more madness. Of course we go in on our two fave segments 'Geezedropping' & 'You Didn't Ask For it but here's our advice', where we return to incest. We also sing the Frasier theme... again.
039 - TOP 5 ANYTHING
Welcome to episode 39 of The All Seeing Guys podcast. This week Greg & Joe dive into each others 'Top 5 Anything'. By throwing categories at one another from 'Top 5 theme tunes' to 'people you hate but never actually met' & insane conversation ensues.... that's podcasting people! So tag along for the adventure into nostalgia & craziness along with our comedy segments, snippets of strangers over heard conversations in 'Geezedropping' & giving unwanted advice to agony aunt letters not written to us.
038 - 'TAKE THAT INTERNET': UNPLANNED WITH CHRIS FORDREY
Welcome to episode 38 of The All Seeing Guys. This week is a special episode as once again we have no set topics or points to discuss just pure unplanned conversation. Joining us as the conversation descends into drunken madness is our dear friend & bassist to the mighty Earthtide Chis 'Chris' Fordrey! We go in on Star Wars, hat knowledge from Jaws (you did read that right) TV shows ranging from childhood favourites Mr Bean, The Crystal Maze & You Bet! to current releases such as Breaking Bad & The Walking Dead. We look back at school mufti days, ask the big questions such as 'Where does Gary Lineker keep his crisps?' & more. Along with our popular segments 'Geezedropping' & 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway' We can promise you it's going to be a fun packed episode! There may be some incest.
037 - "I'M DANNY DYER & AQUAMAN CAN EAT MY SHIT"
Welcome to episode 37 & Kingston upon Thames Town Ambassador Moses lives! we share our love for Danny Dyer, his tweets, movies & TV shows where of course conversation turns other topics such as an Earthworm Jim porno. Joe doesn't care about movies like Greg does & gives no f*cks about upcoming films. So to gauge Joes judgemental reactions Greg shows him the following trailers John Wick 2, Justice League, where Joe expresses his opinion of Aquaman, Army Of One, Rings & Doctor Strange. Along with some agony aunts, will one be a problem of incest? Maybe?... we know the answer is yes.
Playing us out is Earthtide with 'Saragossa Speedway' taken from their new ep 'Live, Loud & Loaded'
036 - THE END IS NIGH, PREPPERS & #SQUADGOALS
Episode 36 of TASG & we welcome Tom Snape who joins us to talk Preppers, those who hope for the best & prepare for the worst. The worst being the end of days. Join us as we dive into the reasons to start getting your sh*t together for the end of the world & how to survive. As always it's gets weird as we design our weapons to protect ourselves realise we would be the arseholes who show up in a Walking Dead episode along with Geezedropping & taking on weird mums in our agony aunts.
#PODCASTDAY SPECIAL WITH JAY & TONY
Crossover for intl podcast day! We join forces with Jay & Tony from the How To Write A Tune Podcast to celebrate International #PodcastDay by bringing aspects of each other's show & diving into actual podcasting.... just chatting. No agenda, notes, guidelines just compete unplanned mayhem. We get more drunk & wasted as the show goes on. Covering many topics such as language today, Bruce Willis (a lot of Bruce Willis), podcasting, international podcast day, that freestyler song, Joe goes over his worst 'hit in the bollocks' moments, avoiding spoilers in trailers, cross fit explained & so much more.
Celebrate Intl Podcast Day by listening to Greg, Joe, Jay & Tonys intl #PodcastDay Podcast special!