105 - BATMAN GRILL

Welcome to episode 105 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. We continue with our yearly tradition which started way back in episode one, which is talking through the winners of the 2019 British Kebab Awards! Before we dive into that we look at a fresh batch of Geezedrops you wonderful listeners have overheard and sent us, we throw in a recent story of a train driver who accidentally broadcasted the audio from the porn he was watching to all the passengers on the train. 

Then we dive into the winners of the British Kebab Awards, look at a recent report declaring Britain as the worlds biggest binge drinkers, we keep with food and drink talking about an upcoming pop up 'Bring Your Own Table' restaurant, New Zealand Dominoes launches a pineapple and tinned spaghetti pizza, then we randomly discuss our fave lunch spots in Kingston during our retail days. 

We end with an agony aunt found and sent to us by the guys over at Anywhere But Here Podcast, as always we get very sidetracked along the way and have an absolute blast doing so! 

 

104 - YES, WE DID AN MCU / ENDGAME EPISODE, SO SNAP US.

Welcome to episode 104 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. Like every other podcast we are also doing an MCU wrap up of The Infinity Saga after going to see Endgame. It's hard to avoid really, so we are embracing it, that and the fact that Endgame is the first time Greg and Joe have actually been to the cinema together in a decade of friendship. It's also the first time Joe has been to the cinema since Die Hard 5. 

We go through each film in the MCU bringing us to Endgame, well, almost, we naturally and over excitedly fell into Endgame straight after discussing Infinity War totally stepping over Captain Marvel and Ant Man 2, oh well, we were pretty drunk and high by the end. We go over the films with Greg giving his view as a lifelong die hard fan and Joe tells us if he's even seen it. We work up to our thoughts on Endgame and we have a lot of fun doing so. Obviously, there are SPOILERS. 

It's not all Thor and talking Raccoons, there's some Game of Thrones talk too and we start the episode with our eavesdropping strangers conversations segment, 'Geezedropping' and also bring you a segment within a segment in 'Sam Drops' where our Northern eavesdropper Sam sends us geezedrops he's heard up his ends and much more! Fear not regular listeners who don't care about the MCU, next episode we are talking the 2019 Kebab Awards. 

103 - I'M OFF MY F*CKED!

Welcome to episode 103 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. This was a very impromptu recording, we were out for Joe's birthday, had been out all afternoon and evening to various places then went to watch Earthtide play live at The Fighting Cocks. It was at the end of the night in Eden Kebab before heading home that Greg drunkenly suggested 'Should we just go record a podcast at yours?'.... and Joe said Yes!

We look at odd and bizarre stories we've seen recently such as Captain Marvel fan breaks record after watching the film 116 times, air stewardess has to wipe 31 stone man's backside, paedophile who microwaved victims head and got 12 year old girl to eat it commits suicide (yes, we go there) and woman who hates selfies so much she started an Instagram of her 'dying' at famous landmarks.

We also talk Edgar from Old London Road tattoo's incredible Captain Marvel piece appearing on the Ellen Show, Endgame, weed and much more. 

We of course start and end with our segments 'Geezedropping' and 'You didn't ask foe it but here's our advice anyway'. 

102 - WHYS STUFF GOTTA CRAWL IN YOUR EYE?

Welcome to episode 102 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe. We dive straight into our eavesdropping strangers conversations segment, 'Geezedropping' and bring you a segment within a segment in 'Sam Drops' where our Northern eavesdropper Sam sends us geezedrops he's heard round the Manchester area. 

We discuss odd stories such as the woman who married a zombie doll and had go to the police to prove to her zombie doll spouse wasn't a dead child. Someone films them self licking an airplane toilet, bee's are found living a woman's eye feeding on her tears, a man regrets tossing a coin at a plane he's boarding for luck and a guy in a shop toilet just want to take a sh*t in peace. 

As always we get sidetracked talking about refund customers from our previous retail jobs and with the release of the Star Wars Rise Of Skywalker trailer we give The Last Jedi opening scroll the Wankerty W*nk treatment. 

All this and more. Enjoy

101 - BEHIND THE TIME VAGINA

Welcome to episode 101 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. It's the morning after episode 100 and the guys are hungover and their a*seholes are sore.... from hot sauce but still ready to go! 

Last year we released the radio play 'Rise of the Moonwalkers' which followed the crazy adventures of Detectives Ritz Cricker & Dick Disturbance. Then last week we released the sequel, 'Time Vagina'. This episode takes you inside the minds behind the radio plays. We talk the voices, the Anywhere But Here Podcast hosts 'Tom & Ant' cameos, the script process, the origins of Time Vagina and why it's such a big deal to Greg, the sounds, music, editing, recording and so much more. This is just a funny reflection on the radio plays and what comes next for the Grimwood Detectives.

We also do Geezedropping, talk Spider-Man: into the spider verse, childhood cartoons and Vodka Revs for some reason. 

RADIO PLAY - RITZ & DICK IN... THE TIME VAGINA

From the twisted minds of The All Seeing Guys...

The adventures of Detectives Ritz Cricker & Dick Disturbance continue. The follow up radio play to ‘Rise of the Moonwalkers’ is finally here.... Time Vagina. 

Two years have passed since the events of Rise of the Moonwalkers, Ritz Cricker remains missing, the town of Grimwood has fallen into criminal hands and is descending into chaos, Dick Disturbance is at rock bottom and Seabreeze is still banging wives.

Then events are put into motion by Eggs Benedict which all lead to the Time Vagina reopening, who will be able to stop it? Because if they don't, it'll not only spell the end for Grimwood... but the entire world. 

Full on comedy, action, drama & adventure awaits....

Written & produced by Greg Armstrong, starring Greg Armstrong and Joe Jackson. With cameos from Ed Wooderson and Tom & Ant of the Anywhere But Here Podcast. 

Catch the first radio play 'Rise of The Moonwalkers' here: 

Libsyn: http://theallseeingguys.libsyn.com/ritz-cricker-and-dick-disturbance-rise-of-the-moonwalkers-radio-play

iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/ritz-cricker-dick-disturbance-rise-moonwalkers-radio/id1039902417?i=1000393997464&mt=2

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0Y0JIX3DJSHQewPJ9wMRpZ

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsBqVZ0y3I0&t=3s

Best listened high and on good headphones 

100 - BOOZE, WINGS & HOT SAUCE IN MY FACE!

Welcome to episode ONE HUNDRED of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe! We have reached a huge milestone. Every two weeks without fail for 100 episodes we have been talking our dumb sh*t and we are thankful to those who have joined us for the ride. 

We are desperado guzzling this episode and hyped to be celebrating our milestone, we reflect on the changes to podcasting, to our lives and tip our hats to the awesome people we have met since starting the show, there's a bumper edition of Geezedropping with plenty you listeners sent in, we talk kebabs in America & share stories and audio clips you wonderful people sent us. 

Then we crack open the rum, chicken wings and hot sauce.We work our way up through the hot sauces while asking one another a series of questions compiled from various lists from the internet with the aim of inspiring conversation & funny stories. 

We wrap up with a new song from the Dicerollers umbrella as Joe drops a solo track. It's a fun, fast paced episode with much more madness along the way. 

BONUS EPISODE - THE KINDA BEST OF VOL 2

As we are about to hit episode 100 and we are celebrating by putting out an bonus super episode! The Kinda Best of Vol 2! When we were about to hit episode 50 we released a clip show of the first 50 episodes, well now we are doing the same with the last 50. Still has an intro and outro from Greg and Joe with some fun clips, skits, segments, clips of us out and about with the zoom mic with plenty of guests including fan faves Ed Wooderson & Harry Bone. It really sums up what the podcast is about and captures the way it's grown but still still stayed stupidly the same. 

Next week is episode 100! The big one! Enjoy and thanks so much for listening. 

099 - A LIFT OF AGONY WITH ED WOODERSON

Welcome to episode 99 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe. We are knocking on the door of episode 100! So close we can taste it. To celebrate we have our good friend and regular guest of the podcast, Ed Wooderson joining us. We talk the 'fake shake' when you can't pee at the urinal when it's busy, the Lego porn movie, pen pals, Danny Dyer dick pics & showering at PE in school. Then we get a little deep talking about what part religion did or didn't play in our upbringing, but don't worry, it doesn't stay deep for long as Ed and Joe set the scene for Greg to improv his own agony aunt and we all struggle to hold it together. All this and more! 

098 - A COCKROACH NAMED LINDA.

Welcome to episode 98 of The Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. We talk our recent burgers and beers trip into London, in which left us hungover for this episode. After some fun geezedrops we discuss the recent Big Mac copyright issue, how childhood cartoons hold up today, a lady haunted by a ghost who keeps flushing her toilet, a Japanese man who stole over 70 pairs of shoes to fulfill his sniffing fetish and another who falls in love with a cockroach named Linda. We look at penis injuries ranging from  a dislocated bollock to dick bruising. All that, an agony aunt and more! 

There is a slight audio issue, Joe is a little louder and Greg is a little quiet in parts. It''s all good though. Almost at episode 100! 

097 - I'VE POPPED & I CAN'T STOP

Welcome to episode 97 of The Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. A slightly shorter episode this time round but no less dumb, silly, weird and fun as usual, but fear not, plenty of fun stuff coming up as we get closer to episode 100. Greg talks passing his driving test then getting locked out his house. Joe brings story we all saw about a woman drinking wine out of a Pringles can in Walmart triggers a rabbit hole of Pringles related news stories... yes, welcome to the bottom of the barrel, or the bottom of the Pringles tube. Joe even switches his red cup for a Pringles cans during this episode. The classic but still very relevant movie 'The Network' gets the Wankerty Wank treatment, along with a great bunch of overheard snippets from strangers conversations in Geezedropping. 

096 - THE INTERNET HAS RUINED EVERYONE

Welcome to episode 96 of The Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. We talk the internet challenges which have kicked off 2019 such as the #Birdboxchallenge & the #TenYearChallenge. Look back at the weirdest, dumbest and popular internet challenges from last year. We discuss the nudist, sorry, naturist restaurant which closed in France recently and debate the concept of going out to eat naked. Greg shares a story of when he very uncharacteristically lost his temper in public, yes, it was in the post office. We have some fun geezedrops in geezedropping, dish out poor agony aunt advice and much more. 

095 - CLONADIANS FROM CLOATIA

Welcome to episode 95 of The Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. We debut a scene from our upcoming sequel radio play 'Time Vagina', but first, we do best, talking funny, strange and flat out bizarre news stories.

Starting with the woman who's engaged to marry a chandelier, as well as being in an open relationship with 25 other chandeliers, we talk the latest beauty regime of injecting Korean baby foreskins into your face which sparked a TV series idea and we go in on sex dolls, should they give consent? if so how is that given? we also learn about 'Brick Dollbanger' the sex doll tester.

All that, geezedropping, unwanted agony aunt advice and much more.

082 - WELCOME TO JOE DESCRIBES INFINITY WAR

Episode 82 of The All Seeing Guys. We mix things up a little this week, giving Geezedropping a rest and kicking off with Wankerty Wank, Silence of the Lambs style. We talk about a woman who was in the news recently for drinking her dogs urine for 'health' reasons and we wish the story ended there but it really doesn't. 

Greg finally see's the film based on one of his favourite books, Ready Player One and has a few thoughts. Joe who isn't the comic book movie geek Greg is and hasn't seen the Marvel movies, takes it upon himself to explain Infinity War and more of the MCU from things he's simply read on the internet.... it's pretty funny.

We have many other random conversations and end as usual with giving some bad Agony Aunt advice. 

074 - SUSPENDERS & PASTRIES WITH ED WOODERSON

Welcome to episode 74 of The All Seeing Guys and we are once again joined by our swiss army knife, Ed Wooderson. I won't lie, this episode spirals to some pretty odd places. From Sex Dolls, Facebook friends, Cyclists, and many more wonderful enlightening topics. With our segments Geezedropping, Bee in the bonnet & you didn't ask for our advice but here it is anyway it's a hell of an episode. Hope your brain is ready for it, ours weren't

073 - "IT'S ALWAYS HITLER ISN'T IT"

Welcome to episode 73 of The All seeing Guys. This week, we really go with the flow, chatting sh*t, talk Cloverfield Paradox and Get Out looking at random news stories such as the KFC Chicken drama, a Russian family working with the police to fake their own murders after finding out their son had hired a hitman to kill them and we look at day 37 of #poowatch. We also dive into The Flat Earth and the new conspiracy to be building momentum.... The Hollow Earth, where Hitler lives. Greg drops a list of weird awesome jobs that bring a big pay check and we get into some honest conversation with our own special brand of humour. A real fun, mixed bag of an episode, so clear your head and let us fill it with nonsense.

069 - THE ALL BROKEN GUYS

From illness to injury, Greg and Joe are in no fit state to podcast, which actually makes it the perfect state to podcast in. Welcome to episode 69 of The All Seeing Guys. Things kick off pretty quickly as we fall into the made up world of 'Philip and his dog housemate, Stephen'. Joe shares a few moans about being ill, Greg talks about his trip to hospital, we give a mini belated review of Justice League then chime in on the upcoming Royal Wedding which of course takes us in a Monarchy based direction.... I'm sure things are said that shouldn't be.  We end the episode with a banger from Kingston heroes, RUMPSTEPPERS.

067 - A LOT HAS HAPPENED!

Welcome to The All Seeing Guys Podcast. We had been bulk recording episodes to free up some time for ourselves. This episode is the first one recorded after our break... and trust us, A LOT HAS HAPPENED. Join us for a very drunk episode 67 where Greg and Joe get straight back to it, talk times they volunteered for market research, catch up with the recent changes and Greg talks child birth (he has stories), the arrival of little baby Indiana, but of course, being this podcast, the Nativity is isn't. We also talk about and end with a track from Kingston upon Thames newest heroes.... Swearwolves. A real fun, eye opening and very drunk episode.

061 - ROCK BARLOW & THE SEASONED ARSEHOLE WITH OPEN ALL POWERS.

Welcome to episode 61 of The All Seeing Guys and it's a special one! Greg & Joe are joined by Gaz & Sam from the Open All Powers Podcast over the Skype waves to go totally Unplanned! The guys talk some recent movie news including Fast & Furious, Ready Player One & Liam Neeson retiring from action movies.   We talk a lot about Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson & his endless movie franchise crashing & pitch a possible role in Coronation Street for him, parkour, Red Dwarf & much more! That's the badger!  Along with our segments Geezedropping & a Wankerty Wank double as Gaz & Sam and Greg & Joe take a movie speech each with the Porn twist! It's a real fun episode & we were so glad to finally record this cross over episode with Open All Powers

060 - I WANT TO BELIEVE.... KINDA

Welcome to episode 60 of The All Seeing Guys, the truth maybe out there, but it certainly isn't here as Greg & Joe grab their high powered flash lights walk in to the world of the Paranormal (cue The X Files theme). They explore Aliens, Ghosts, Creatures & take a trip to Hell itself. From Planet Nibriu, Lizard man, Big Foot to Frozen Alien mummies, we got it covered. Do we believe? Are we convinced? Do we even really care?