080 - HAND JOB DEMON

It's episode 80 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Jo and we are celebrating the shows 3rd birthday! Unlike previous birthday episodes where we get smashed and go for two plus hours, we show our age here by starting smashed... then passing out early and picking up where we left from hungover in the morning swapping rum for orange juice.

With no set agenda we just go in talking about the last three years of the show, how it has changed (or hasn't really changed at all) look back at favourite episodes, talk reality shows like Love Island and how we just don't get it, a horror film we thought was new but isn't about a cabin haunted by ghost that w*nks you to death and much more.

For an episode where we don't have much to talk about, we certainly have a lot to say. Of course we have our segments 'Geezedropping' and answer some agony in 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'.

enjoy folks

077 - ALL LISTENING MIX

Welcome to a special episode of The All Seeing Guys, we talk independent music, our experience when we were making music, the amazing local bands we met and got to perform with, the awesome bands still killing today and we play some pretty awesome tracks throughout the episode. With music from Textal, Methodical, Devour Ballads, High Frequency, AnyWhoMusic, Resuscitators, Dicerollers and TAU. It's a great mix of tunes and a fun episode. This episode is brought to by Sudio. Currently, the headphones market can offer you one of two things: style or tech. Fashionable headphones tend to lack the proper sound quality, and high-tech variations are bulky and not design oriented. Sudio want to bridge that gap. While emphasising their modern, Scandinavian design. Use the discount code ALLSEEING to receive 15% off any purchase goo.gl/amiUvA

075 - SATURDAY NIGHT TAKEN AWAY

Welcome to episode 75 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. This week Greg and Joe put themselves forward to fill in for hosting Ant and Decs Saturday Night Takeaway as one of them is in a spot of bother, not sure which, they are both one person to us. We talk Charlotte Church for some reason then do a special edition of Geezedropping with two stories sent in by listeners which are hilarious and involves our new hero who we only know as 'Finger Toes'. We bring you the news and winners of the 6th British Kebab Awards. The Star Wars opening crawl of Return of the Jedi gets the Wankerty Wank treatment and an innocent Grab a Granny night turns into agony aunt where even we struggle to give advice... but it doesn't stop us trying.

We also have a special extra mini episode at the end which never came to be...

073 - "IT'S ALWAYS HITLER ISN'T IT"

Welcome to episode 73 of The All seeing Guys. This week, we really go with the flow, chatting sh*t, talk Cloverfield Paradox and Get Out looking at random news stories such as the KFC Chicken drama, a Russian family working with the police to fake their own murders after finding out their son had hired a hitman to kill them and we look at day 37 of #poowatch. We also dive into The Flat Earth and the new conspiracy to be building momentum.... The Hollow Earth, where Hitler lives. Greg drops a list of weird awesome jobs that bring a big pay check and we get into some honest conversation with our own special brand of humour. A real fun, mixed bag of an episode, so clear your head and let us fill it with nonsense.

070 - LET THAT SINK IN (2017 OVERVIEW)

Welcome to episode 70 of the All Seeing Guys. New location as we record our first episode in Joes new flat, a couple of mic set up attempts later and we are ready to go.  Greg and Joe talk hand shake techniques, look over the high, lows and the strange events of the dramatic year that was 2017, including the top TV shows, movies and of course... the 2017 celebrity death list.  It goes without saying that of course we spin off into much more madness. Enjoy.

068 - APPRACA-RAPTURE!

In a fun back to basics episode of the All Seeing Guys, Greg and Joe sit down after a few intoxications and let their imaginations run wild and pitch original movie ideas to one another, from the Government hiring illusionists to fake the rapture to Bruce Willis being sacked from acting when suddenly terrorists attack the building then we go in on movie talk in general, but a pop culture podcast this isn't. We start with Geezedropping and end with 'Show Joe sh*t' where we watch the Pacific Rim 2 trailer. Of course, as always, we get side tracked along the way.

067 - A LOT HAS HAPPENED!

Welcome to The All Seeing Guys Podcast. We had been bulk recording episodes to free up some time for ourselves. This episode is the first one recorded after our break... and trust us, A LOT HAS HAPPENED. Join us for a very drunk episode 67 where Greg and Joe get straight back to it, talk times they volunteered for market research, catch up with the recent changes and Greg talks child birth (he has stories), the arrival of little baby Indiana, but of course, being this podcast, the Nativity is isn't. We also talk about and end with a track from Kingston upon Thames newest heroes.... Swearwolves. A real fun, eye opening and very drunk episode.

057 - LOST IN DAVE

Welcome to episode 57 of The All Seeing Guys, this week Greg & Joe talk Gay TV for some reason, then jump into some recent bizarre news stories they have come across! News stories such as a guy searching for a personal assistant in a way that backfires, the new trend of astral projection sex & more. The guys pitch their family unfriendly animated movie idea about two sperm who go on huge adventure. Along with our segments Geezedropping where we hear snippets of other peoples conversations & dish our agony aunt advice in 'You didn't ask for t but here's our advice anyway'.  A real fun episode, enjoy!    Tuck it in.

055.5 - NO DISSEMBLE - TASG TAKEOVER OPEN ALL POWERS PODCAST

For those who may have missed it or were left somewhat confused by the last episode where Gaz & Sam from Open All Powers hosted, this is the episode of their podcast that he hosted in our podswap.  Yes yes yes Power People! Welcome one again to a some what peculiar episode of Open All Powers. Due to the flashpoint paradox altering the timeline, OAPP is now hosted by Greg and Joe from The All Seeing Guys. And TASG is hosted by Sam and Gaz. It's a full on podswap takeover. The fellas discuss the latest trailers and movies that made them cry as a child. Greg breaks down a couple of flicks he managed to catch on a recent flight and what remakes and reboots we can expect in the next few years. The wolf of Kingston Jack Webber is back for a report on his top 3 most anticipated movies of 2017 as well as a look back at the classic Short Circuit. Enjoy!   Big shouts and respect to Gaz and Sam for taking part in this & letting us loose on their show.

051 - SIEGFRIED, ROY & THE POLYAMOROUS UNICORNS.

Welcome to episode 51 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast, Greg & Joe go back to basics this week after passing our 50th episode milestone & letting Harry Bone loose on the show last episode. This week we give an update on the feedback from the Flat Earthers (Flatties) regarding our previous Flat Earth episode, we talk Greg popping up in the recent music video from The Lounge Kittens, ask who would you bang out of Siegfried & Roy? We give a 2017 update on new internet crazes & look at London's Hedonistic, Polyamorous Unicorn Movement, The Warriors gets the w*nkerty w*nk treatment & much more madness.   Enjoy