163 - DO WE TALK ABOUT PISS TOO MUCH?

Welcome to episode 163 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast With Greg and Joe! This week we are in the same room, sat around the same table and it makes all the difference.

We catch up on recent events, petrol panic buying, we have a nice batch of Geezedrops which spark a few random conversations.

We end up mentioning pissing quite a bit (again), gentlemen's urinal etiquette, times we (well Greg) got caught short, and much more.

We had stuff actually planned for this episode but ended up just doing what we do best, chatting our random b*llocks. It's a lot of fun.

We end with a 'Wankerty Wank' and it's the opening Star Wars crawl to The Last Jedi getting the treatment this time.

Greg plays a track from his new upcoming music project, STARS NOT BIRDS.

All this and more!

162 - YOU HAVE TO GET UP PRETTY EARLY IN THE MORNING TO CATFISH ME

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Welcome to episode 162 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys recently went to a party, an actual party, in a hall, with balloons, cake, food, and a bar, it was like the good ol' days! Although the hangovers weren't.

The guys talk Catfishing, our mate joining Sham 69, live music, Greg talks about a d*ckhead he encountered at Chessington World Of Adventures in Geezedropping, Dominic Cummings joining OnlyFans? All this and much more!

Greg plays a track from his new upcoming music project, STARS NOT BIRDS.

We encounter a few technical issues in this episode but nothing that should affect your listening pleasure.

161 - PRO FARTERS

Welcome to episode 161 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

The guys catch up, Greg discusses a change routine he has fallen into with an old Japanese lady before going into a bumper edition of Geezedrop which are all from you the listeners!

We cover some interesting stories such as pro farters and how they turned their guffs into cash, the guy who died after using glue as an alternative to a condom in the heat of the moment, how 'Bloody' is no longer the UKs most popular swear word, former TV Gladiator Shadow goes to prison for torture/blackmail and much more.

We end the episode with a brand new track from Dicerollers!

160 - WE'RE ALL GOING ON A VIGILANTE SUMMER HOLIDAY

Welcome to episode 160 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up on recent events, Greg has returned from his family caravan/camping holiday with stories and geezedrops galore!

We also discuss human ashes being scattered at Disneyland, a ninja vigilante from Plymouth, a TikTok trainspotter, and much more!

159 - A KETTLE SPACE JAMMED FULL OF SHIT

Welcome to episode 159 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up on recent events, Joe talks guesting on the 300th episode of the Anywhere But Here podcast and Greg has a few spoiler-filled things to say about Space Jam 2!

We talk about a couple who find a sleeping stranger in their house who also took a sh*t in their kettle, Nic Cage's latest performance, the recent Big Foot sighting, racing pigeons disappearing, and much more!

To mix it up a little we end with our Geezedropping segment, and we have plenty all sent in by you lovely listeners.

158 - 50 CC'S OF SQUEEZY CHEESEY AND METAL LYRICS!

Welcome to episode 158 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. We catch up on recent events, the Euros, what Slag Wars actually is, Geezedropping, and more.

The guys get sidetracked talking 'what if cheese was medicine?' before focusing on metal bands we loved back in the day and take a look at some of their lyrics today, see if we still relate to them or just feel a bit silly reading them out, it's a lot of fun and we get sidetracked along the way. We talk about our own lyric writing, Dicerollers and Greg finishes up the episode by playing a new song of his from a project he's been working on. Something a bit different.

We had a blast on this episode, as always.

157 - WHAT'S SLAG WARS?

Welcome to episode 157 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. We catch up on our weeks. Greg demands praise for not pissing the bed in his sleep following a dream all about trying to piss. The guys have been enjoying watching the Euros filling up with beers and kebabs.

We have a great batch of Geezedrops from your good selves, we revisit the rides of yesterday from Chessington World of Adventures, learn about the ‘Euthanasia Coaster' that you can only ride once and the masked theory test bandit who amazingly took a while to get caught, and we randomly discover a show called ‘Slag Wars’ and theorise what that may be.

Wankerty Wank returns!! It’s been well over a year but we bring back everyone’s favorite segment and it doesn’t disappoint.

156 - WE COULD BE SO GOOD FOR YOU

Welcome to episode 156 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe.

In this episode, we catch up on current events, talk about a strange package that arrived addressed to 'The All Seeing Guys' containing a Dennis Waterman vinyl, the guys talk about their recent BBQ, water fights, and chilling in the paddling pool, Greg visits Chessington World of Adventures with a Karen encounter, Joe takes a first aid course which he promptly has to put into action.

We talk Tiktokers holding up the queue in coffee shops with ridiculous orders, two kids who murdered a father and tried to YouTube it along with more evidence stacked against them, the podcast takes a bit of darker twist as we talk gun and knife crime and try to wrap up on a lighter note with a potential incest story and Batman not giving head.

All that and more, it's a packed episode!

155 - INNERGREG

Welcome to episode 155 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe.

This episode we celebrate six years since we first sat down and gave this podcasting lark a go. A real classic feel episode!

Joe shares the story of our first attempt at returning to the pub after lockdown and how that goes tits up with hilarious results involving meeting Surbitons version of Sir Digby Chicken Caesar who was out hunting a murderer.

Greg tells Joe (in some detail) all about his recent experience of having his first colonoscopy and the fun laxative prep he had to do beforehand.

We get so involved in these two stories that all other episode prep just went out the window.

So join us for fun, silliness, graphic medical descriptions, comedy, drama, graphic laxative result descriptions, friendship, love, drunkenness, and graphic blood fart descriptions.

Enjoy!

154 - GREASE LIGHTNING GUN

Welcome to episode 154 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe!

It's a special episode as we reunite to record in the very same room, sat around the same table looking into each other's eyes without a screen in between us. It's so good to be able to record the show in each other's company once more, and it's a lot of fun!

We have so much to catch up on, like getting our first vaccination jabs, Greg shares some recent potential health issues and an upcoming medical procedure he's not looking forward to, we share news of our YouTube Christmas Horror 'movie' reboot 'The Evlic', and, of course, Geezedropping.

There are some unusual news stories to be discussed, a man who dies in papier-mache dinosaur, the longest known human turd (which belongs to a 9th century Viking) along with some weird and wonderful Nic Cage news.

All this and so much more!

153 - FUNKY FARTS

Welcome to episode 153 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. This episode we catch up after a busy week, Greg shares an update on his Read Five Designs Star Wars Kenner book.

We talk eating rotting meat to get high, which leads us to some weird fart discussions, the Australian man who believes he's the secret love child of Prince Charles and Camila, even though none of it adds up. Following people's disappointment with the Line Of Duty finale, we look at some of the most hated finales of all time, including Byker Groves bizarre ending after 17 years on our screens. We also reminisce about the old Channel 4 morning TV show, The Big Breakfast.

We obviously discuss a lot more along the way, as well Geezedropping with some fresh Northern Geezedrops from our man on the ground, Sam. 

All this and much more.

152 - POON CRUISE

Welcome to episode 152 The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. We catch up after a weekend of actually being able to meet up for a BBQ, it’s Joe’s birthday and he had two teeth taken out so been an interesting week.

Our northern geezedrop catcher Sam brings us a fine selection of ridiculous things he’s overheard. We dive into a few random stories including a lady who found out the hard way what happens when you didn’t return that video rental from 21 years ago, a croissant causes alarm in a Polish town, and we know about unwanted guests showing up at weddings but one man has an entire unwanted wedding show up.

We look at the songs that stayed in the UK top 100 for years, and the AI that made a new Nirvana song!

All this and much more!

151 - CHICKEN SLAPPIN'

Welcome to episode 151 The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. We catch up on life as restrictions ease, twats leaving rubbish everywhere and it was Easter bank holiday weekend.

On the day of recording this episode, Prince Philip & DMX sadly passed away so we discuss them and look back at some of the most inappropriate things Prince Philip said.

Greg talks about a recent documentary he watched, The Last Blockbuster which sparks a little trip down Blockbuster memory lane. We then have some food-based news stories, starting with a look at a Chinese restaurant that gives savage responses to bad Just Eat reviews, a restaurant manager comes under fire for praising staff who called customers ‘two very annoying Asians’ on receipt and the YouTuber who tried to cook a chicken by constantly slapping it.

We reflect on 6 years of recording the podcast, geezedropping, and much more

150 - LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS

Welcome to episode 150 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. We are celebrating the milestone that is episode 150! We got our buzz on and straight out the gate we throw the episode plan out the window and decided to see what happens.

We dive into childhood memories, strange moments that stick out, great Grandparents, family parties, the hilarious and murky world of community Facebook groups, Joe works with actors, a year of lockdown, a year of recording the podcast over Skype and we also reflect on how the podcast has (de)evolved over the years.

We do Geezedropping at the end of this episode just to shake things up (and we were talking so much we forgot to do it at the start). We also talk about the passing of Jessica Walter and our love for Arrested Development.

And so much more!

149 - PLUTO, DOG OR PLANET?

Welcome to episode 149 The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

We catch up on life in general, Greg is getting over being sick for the last week (not Covid, two negative tests), the guys discuss how the last year caused people’s social media to change and as a result.... we quite like people’s food photos now. Greg shows off his new mic which sparks Joe to bring up Indian singer ‘Vennu Mallesh’ and they end up reading out the lyrics to his INCREDIBLE song ‘It's My Life What Ever I Wanna Do’, We beg you, go watch the music video now if you haven’t seen it!! Then it’s onto Geezedropping!

We talk about Nic Cage's new marriage, the ridiculous uproar over the de-sexualised cartoon rabbit in Space Jam 2, and the appropriate removal of the inappropriate skunk, Pepe Le Pew. We discuss rule 34 of life ‘if it exists then there is porn of it’ and try to answer the big question "When you hear 'Pluto', do you think Mickey Mouses' dog? Or the planet?"

All this and much more!

148 - SAID THE ACTOR TO THE BISHOP

Welcome to episode 148 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

For some reason saying 'said the actor to the Bishop' is a thing in this episode, despite the saying actually being 'Actress to the Bishop'. Joe goes to the dentist and shares his experience of having to have an emergency tooth removal. Greg discusses the sudden surge in 'sex scam?' messages and reads a few out, then it's into Geezedroping.

We cover some recent stories including Bam Margera's exit from Jackass 4 which leads us to look back to his early CKY videos which all had a huge effect on us both growing up, TikTok user posts a video of how she used glue instead of hair spray and the ex-rugby player who sucked off an old man for vodka then realises what he had done, so murders the old man in a horrific fashion.

All that and more!

147 - TOTALLY GREGGED!

Welcome to episode 147 The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

We are battle Skype issues this episode which doesn’t affect the audio, so it’s all good for your listening pleasure. We catch up, talk Gregs birthday, lockdown dentist visit, the passing of Dustin Diamond which leads us to the new series of Saved By The Bell, Cobra Kai, and the upcoming Mighty Ducks series.

We learn the definitions of ‘Getting Gregged’ and ‘Gregging’ before sharing an incredible story sent in by a listener in which we go on a roller coaster ride of drugs, booze, a sh*t-filled spider-man suit, and shame, we laugh so much it actually hurts.

We talk about a Valentine's gift a woman gave her husband which has mixed reactions and Joe shares some filthy UK-based confessions.

All this and much more

146 - DICK APPOINTMENT

Welcome to episode 146 The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. We catch up on recent events, snow, work, and life.

The guys get a little sentimental about the podcast, reflecting on how thanks to the show the last six years of our lives have been recorded, the highs, the lows, love and loss, and of course the last year of madness. It also keeps a record of things we may not want to have to face like.... another Mouse update!

Greg updates Joe on Ian Beales big exit from Eastenders and then we move onto Geezedropping where all this weeks 'geezedrops' were sent in by you, the listeners, and the term ‘Dick Appointment’ becomes an instant hit!

The guys even take a stab at discussing the huge Gamestop stock market event and feel smart for a fleeting moment before wrapping up with a story about a robber who was apprehended by a blow job till the police arrive.

All this and more!

145 - BANGING HOUSEHOLD OBJECTS WHILST YOUR SEX DOLL IS IN REPAIR

Welcome to episode 145 The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

It only took a few days of 2021 to remind us that the madness of 2020 doesn’t stop there, from a fresh lockdown, to bear like trump supporters storming the Capitol Building, and whatever else has happened between us recording this episode and releasing it.

We have our regular catch-up and Geezedropping, but in this episode we find ourselves reflecting on how much our lives have changed over the last year, from birthdays in lockdown, to not only changing jobs but entire industries.

We look at the bizarre story of Armie Hammer being accused of being a Cannibal, follow up on the story of the bodybuilder who recently married his sex doll only to cheat on her but not with another doll, or an actual person, and Dean Gaffney is popping up in DMs again.

We also share our theories on how the ‘three shells’ from Demolition Man work.

All this and more

144 - THE TAINT MODERN

Welcome to episode 144 The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. It’s our first time recording since before Christmas and the first episode of 2021, so we have lots to catch up on.

Greg finishes his job as a Covid Tester and wishes the rest of his team well, Joe made a spontaneous purchase to treat himself and the guys talk about guesting on the Anywhere But Here Podcast before jumping into Geezedropping.

We smash through some leftover odd ‘news articles’ from 2020 to clear the slate for 2021, talking about the Spam & Oreo burger, the Bodybuilder who finally marries his sex doll, a lady who marries a briefcase, and celebrities who got normal jobs. We briefly look at the celebrity death list for 2020 but it didn’t feel right this year so cut it short, yes, we do have hearts, we’re just as surprised as you.

All this and much more, It’s a really fun episode