119 - HOLD MY C@CK

December 18, 2019

Welcome to episode 119 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe

We let the conversation take us this episode, talking where we were 100 episodes ago, Greg ran the Adidas Fulham 10k, Joe's realisation that he eats too many crisps, weird places to get laid, random interactions with strangers & more.

We have a local story from good old Surbiton involving a train disruption, a startled pig & a packet of crisps. As you may know from previous episodes we are no strangers to talking about incest, but this time we learn about Jedcest, yes, it’s Jedward related.

Then we grab the zoom mic & go for a walk around the block because... why not? It does get a tad windy in spots but I’d only a short fun segment.

We end the episode with a new track from AnyWhoMusic ft Greg & DEVOUR BALLADS called A World Away.

118 - MASHED ON POTATOES

December 18, 2019

Welcome to episode 118 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe.

Following a story, Joe tells about accidentally elbowing a woman in the head on a train whilst using his phone, Greg shares the unusual position he has adopted while playing the PlayStation.

We dive into a couple of odd news stories such as East 17’s Brian Harveys outburst at the Job Centre. There’s a Flat Earth story to trigger and Joe & £1m worth of sex toys stolen from a truck.

117 - GREG & JOE TAKE AN IQ TEST

December 18, 2019

Welcome to episode 117 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe.

This week we talk 'Sounding' which is inserting metal into your bell end for sexual gratification. A hot sauce has an extra kick after meth was found inside as part of a smuggling attempt into Australia. A 'Boy Meets World' actor is enticed into porn after she found the script ‘very well written’.

Joe & Greg attempt a simple three-question IQ test... listen to find out how we did, spoiler... we aren’t geniuses. Back Street Boys ‘I want it that way’ gets the Wankerty Wank treatment.

All this & more.

116 - COULD WE BE REBOOTING FRIENDS ANYMORE?

December 18, 2019

Welcome to episode 116 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

Following some conflicting opinions on Twitter about the very popular 90's sitcom, Friends, Greg looks at a couple of fan theories surrounding the show then we discuss how they would reboot the show. Our reboot includes a serial killer, Tourettes, an Indian comedian, and a ferret.

Joe dives into a couple of disturbing news stories including the couple who adopted a 6-year-old Ukrainian girl with dwarfism who claimed she was actually a 22-year old sociopath masquerading a child, this one freaked Greg out a bit.

We wrap up the episode by giving the Robbie Williams song, Rock DJ the Wankerty Wank treatment, we play out with a new track from Rob Augustus (who made our theme tune) aka DEVOUR BALLADS new track 'Half Replicant' from the album 'not an imposter but something close to the real thing'.

115 - GOOD BIT OF RUB & TOUGH MUDDER

December 18, 2019

Welcome to episode 115 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

We talk Eastenders after catching a recent episode, Greg shares his Tough Mudder adventure, we dive into the Google review page of 'Goshtasp Tourisme' who reviews his local shops, car parks & benches. Not entirely sure if it’s for real or not, you decide. We look at the 'dress code' of a restaurant which was accused of being subtlety racist which sparks a conversation about restaurants and buffets.

In a shake-up of normal procedure, we do Geezedropping at the end and wrap up the episode with the trailer for the last part in our Ritz and Dick radio play trilogy.

114 - W*NK GOBLIN

December 18, 2019

Welcome to episode 114 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

A real fun silly episode, we don't hang around, straight into our eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. Then into a fun list of strange news stories Greg has been building and by 'news stories' we mean weird sh*t on the internet. Join us as we talk the Vegan in Australia who upset a lot of her neighbours, a couple who got a bit cheeky in Nando's, a 57-year-old newly widowed woman who was engaged in a very public lewd sex act on a train to Basildon with a 64-year-old man, the mysterious person who wears a TV on their head leaving old TVs on porches in Virginia, and a creepy kid who thinks he's a reincarnation of Princess Diana. We, of course, get sidetracked massively along the way which leads us to the characters we made up of 'The Finger Troll' and 'The W*nk Goblin'.

We finish up with a Wankerty Wank, this time it's the 'You want to know how I got these scars' speech from The Joker in The Dark Knight.

Enjoy.

113 - DEVILISH

December 18, 2019

Welcome to episode 113 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

The guys catch up talking Joe's holiday to France, Greg's strange trip to the dentist to have his wisdom tooth out and he talks his family trip to the Tiny Dancers Family Rave. After a catch-up and our eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping which includes an international edition of Geezedrops from our roaming Northern reporter, Sam, we move on to discuss a question Joe recently fielded to Facebook, When you were in secondary school, what was the best rumour you remember going around the school?

It was impossible for us to not mention the massive semen explosion after a blaze hit a Bull artificial insemination factory. But we don't finish there, recently someone forced a bot to watch over 1,000 of Batman movies then instructed the bot to write it's own batman movie. Using the first page of the script we radio played it up, wrapping up the episode with Botman!

112 - SURREY DOGGING

December 18, 2019

Welcome to episode 112 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

We talk our recent Dicerollers gig, seeing Hobo Johnson live in our town of Kingston Upon Thames and of course, our eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping.

The last episode took a dark turn as we talked bodies found in odd places which ended up horrifying us, so we start this episode light & fun. We talk about something that is rife in our surrounding areas & can’t believe we haven’t discussed it before... we’re talking about Dogging. We look at what dogging is, the rules & the Surrey hot spots.

To finish the episode, off the back of the hot sauce interview format from Hot Ones we did for episode 100. We look to another less fun & interesting but very popular piece of pointless YouTube content to rip off. 10 things ‘usually an actor’ can’t live without. It’s usually very un-relatable as it’s rich actors and the things they usually can’t live without are sunglasses, fancy earplugs, expensive kicks, air cleaners, Botox & Bentleys, basically, the idea is that its material objects. We couldn’t pick 10 things, so we go with five. Actually gets a bit sentimental & serious... but not too much.

Enjoy