Welcome to Episode 94 of The All Seeing Guys. This episode we take a look back at the year that was 2018, the events, the movies, the highs, the lows, the dumb and the stupid. As always in our yearly review episodes we go over the celebrity death list then pay tribute to the biggest loss of 2018, Moses of Kingston upon Thames. We start the episode sober and finish it less so. Enjoy and Happy New Year.
089 - KINDA HALLOWEEN EPISODE
Welcome to episode 89 of The All Seeing Guys. With Halloween looming we decide to embrace the horror! Greg watches and talks the IT remake and Hereditary.
We keep on the horror track by discussing horror movies that scared us as kids, deliver some freaky facts about horror films and look at a list of the highest grossing horror franchises. We basically talk a lot about horror movies.
We look at the most haunted areas in Surrey and revisit our mini radio play segment as we become ghosts hunters ourselves.
All this and more in-between.
068 - APPRACA-RAPTURE!
In a fun back to basics episode of the All Seeing Guys, Greg and Joe sit down after a few intoxications and let their imaginations run wild and pitch original movie ideas to one another, from the Government hiring illusionists to fake the rapture to Bruce Willis being sacked from acting when suddenly terrorists attack the building then we go in on movie talk in general, but a pop culture podcast this isn't. We start with Geezedropping and end with 'Show Joe sh*t' where we watch the Pacific Rim 2 trailer. Of course, as always, we get side tracked along the way.
061 - ROCK BARLOW & THE SEASONED ARSEHOLE WITH OPEN ALL POWERS.
Welcome to episode 61 of The All Seeing Guys and it's a special one! Greg & Joe are joined by Gaz & Sam from the Open All Powers Podcast over the Skype waves to go totally Unplanned! The guys talk some recent movie news including Fast & Furious, Ready Player One & Liam Neeson retiring from action movies. We talk a lot about Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson & his endless movie franchise crashing & pitch a possible role in Coronation Street for him, parkour, Red Dwarf & much more! That's the badger! Along with our segments Geezedropping & a Wankerty Wank double as Gaz & Sam and Greg & Joe take a movie speech each with the Porn twist! It's a real fun episode & we were so glad to finally record this cross over episode with Open All Powers
059 - CAPTAIN OBLIVIOUS
Welcome to episode 59 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast, this week the guys go unplanned & see where the conversation takes them & as expected it takes us to some weird places, mainly sharing stories of bizarre interactions we have had with strangers. Greg shares the story of when a stranger threw up on to his dick & some of the encounters he's had out on his runs, Joe pitches his new movie/TV show idea, a retirement home for super heroes & villains. The guys also invent the worlds most useless super hero.... Captain Oblivious. Enjoy, its an odd one for sure but we had so much fun just letting our minds run free this episode.
058 - CAN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A SHOTGUN?
Episode 58 of The All Seeing Guys, and it's about to get weird in a kinky sexual way. this episode Greg & Joe look at rather odd sexual stories, from landlord feet licking in exchange for free rent, a shotgun in vagina & one of them goes off... guess which? we also look at a great list of things guys have been caught trying to have sex with and lots more. On top of all that we end with a 'show joe Shit' special where we drunkenly settle down to watch some of the new trailers that dropped from Comic Con (SDCC 2017) and Joe gives his thoughts, which we know aren't won't be 'I want to see that'. Its a fun fast paced episode. Enjoy
054 - TWO YEAR BIRTHDAY SPECIAL (SLAPPING D*CKS BY THE BORDERS OF BUCKLAND)
Welcome to Episode 54 of The All Seeing Guys & this is a special one as we celebrate the shows 2nd Birthday! So we have a few drinks and look back over some of our favourite past topics such as #cheekynandos #naughtyfrangos, incest, Town Ambassadors, Nic Cage & many of our segments including Geezedropping, Bee in the bonnet & The Lord of the Rings get the Wankery Wank treatment, Greg talks Las Vegas & so much more. it's jam packed episode so hit play/ download & enjoy
052 - CUM THUMBS & THE GIANT DEAD RABBIT
Welcome to Episode 52 of the All Seeing Guys, this is our most sober (ish) episode yet, mainly because Joe had just woken up, but we can't blame him as he was still battling jet lag after not long returning from New York. So we kick off with his tales from the Big Apple & his Geezedrops. Joe also watched fairly new films on the plane so we talk Star Wars Rouge One, The Kingsmen & Split. We dive into recent bizarre news stories All Seeing Guys style, talking the mysterious death of a giant rabbit, Two year old slapped by a stranger outside a supermarket, child kidnapping for some reason, we look at Russia's ridiculous view on the impact of overweight women on the homosexual community. Then we spin off into Greg & Joe chat covering Michael C Hall & how sh*t the end of Dexter was, Nic Cage, Show Joe Shit & much more. This is a fun fast paced episode. Enjoy. Joe also has another David Walliams rant.
046 - SAVE THE LAST AVOCADO
Welcome to episode 46 of The All Seeing Guys, Greg & Joe go straight in on Geezdropping, discussing overheard snippets from peoples conversations, getting massively side tracked and accidentally create All Seeing Guys the musical. We briefly talk our disgust for Independence Day 2. Then look over some of the recent unusual news stories covering Avocados, Vegan Cafe beef, Adult books accidentally sold to kids, the increase in cock ring incidents, the movie Save The Last Dance & more madness. Greg goes for a wee & Joe does an Irish accent. Of course we dish out our unwanted agony aunt advice & end with a banger of track 'All I've Known' by the mighty 'Iron Duke', formally Violent Offender. More than enough reasons to listen.
043 - 2016 REVIEW & THE C*NT AWARDS WITH ED WOODERSON
Our 2016 review episode is here! We look back over the highs & lows from last year & we are not alone. We are joined by the third leg of our tripod, the 'and' in our fish and chips, our swiss army knife, our best friend & returning guest Ed.
Join us as we look back at Great British Bake Off madness, top tv shows, movies & drone popularity & much more from 2016 & out first ever C*nt awards! Calling out our top personal c*nts of last year. Join us for the ride.
037 - "I'M DANNY DYER & AQUAMAN CAN EAT MY SHIT"
Welcome to episode 37 & Kingston upon Thames Town Ambassador Moses lives! we share our love for Danny Dyer, his tweets, movies & TV shows where of course conversation turns other topics such as an Earthworm Jim porno. Joe doesn't care about movies like Greg does & gives no f*cks about upcoming films. So to gauge Joes judgemental reactions Greg shows him the following trailers John Wick 2, Justice League, where Joe expresses his opinion of Aquaman, Army Of One, Rings & Doctor Strange. Along with some agony aunts, will one be a problem of incest? Maybe?... we know the answer is yes.
Playing us out is Earthtide with 'Saragossa Speedway' taken from their new ep 'Live, Loud & Loaded'
022 - JUMP STREET & THE FALL OF THE FAM
Welcome to Episode 22 of The All Seeing Guys, this week we drunkenly banter our way through a whole range of topics. We talk the new Ghostbusters movie with a live trailer reaction from Joe, Men in Black & a realisation about Will Smith, how awesome dinner is at our friends Eds & Sarah's place, calling in sick at work (flies flying into eyes being a 9/11 conspiracy), putting words such as 'Fam, Roadman & Squad' to rest in 2015 & looking at fresh updates for 2016, & one of our fave subjects, eateries & takeouts! We go for a Naughty Frangos, talk Wimpy, McGangbangs (cue our new 'Bun Burger, Bun, Bun, Bun Burger Bun Bun' song) & tuck in some Yelp reviews. Get this in your ears!
004 - NICOLAS CAGE UN-FUCKING-CAGED SPECIAL!
Episode 4 of The All Seeing Guys podcast with Greg & Joe brings you something special, a Nicolas Cage special, Cage uncaged! Join us as dive into Cage, the movies he was in & almost in, his spending habits, his stories & much more, ANSWERING the big questions 'is he good, is he bad, is he both, is he neither, can we trust him, has he got more to show us?' so come with us on the Cage train. With as always our comedy segments at the end 'Joe's corner of fear' & our agony aunt advice 'you didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'.