079 - GREG RUNS A MARATHON

June 5, 2018

Welcome to episode 79 of The All Seeing Guys and it's a special one! Greg and Joe head North to the Lake District with the whole gang Ed, Sarah, Lizzie and Indiana. We catch up with two of our friends Dan and Stuart and spend a few days loving Lake Windermere.

The reason we are at Lake Windermere? Greg and Dan are running the Lake Windermere Marathon. Joe takes control of the Zoom Mic and chats to Greg before and after the run. Joe and the gang also fill in the gaps as Greg and Dan are busy running 26.2 miles by chatting and encouraging the other runners in their own special way.

A really fun and unique episode of the show, one you won't want to miss.

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078 - TUNA BOLL*CKS

May 23, 2018

Welcome to episode 78 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast. after a busy couple of episodes Greg and Joe just sit down see where the conversation takes them. The sun was out and with it brings the idea of sweaty tuna balls, Greg share's two recents events that occurred to him including losing his wallet and getting caught short while out on a run. We talk Kayne West, Jim Carrey, look at some funny recent news stories and of course go in on a fun agony aunt at the end.

075 - SATURDAY NIGHT TAKEN AWAY

April 10, 2018

Welcome to episode 75 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. This week Greg and Joe put themselves forward to fill in for hosting Ant and Decs Saturday Night Takeaway as one of them is in a spot of bother, not sure which, they are both one person to us. We talk Charlotte Church for some reason then do a special edition of Geezedropping with two stories sent in by listeners which are hilarious and involves our new hero who we only know as 'Finger Toes'. We bring you the news and winners of the 6th British Kebab Awards. The Star Wars opening crawl of Return of the Jedi gets the Wankerty Wank treatment and an innocent Grab a Granny night turns into agony aunt where even we struggle to give advice... but it doesn't stop us trying.

We also have a special extra mini episode at the end which never came to be...

074 - SUSPENDERS & PASTRIES WITH ED WOODERSON

March 27, 2018

Welcome to episode 74 of The All Seeing Guys and we are once again joined by our swiss army knife, Ed Wooderson. I won't lie, this episode spirals to some pretty odd places. From Sex Dolls, Facebook friends, Cyclists, and many more wonderful enlightening topics. With our segments Geezedropping, Bee in the bonnet & you didn't ask for our advice but here it is anyway it's a hell of an episode. Hope your brain is ready for it, ours weren't

073 - "IT'S ALWAYS HITLER ISN'T IT"

March 13, 2018

Welcome to episode 73 of The All seeing Guys. This week, we really go with the flow, chatting sh*t, talk Cloverfield Paradox and Get Out looking at random news stories such as the KFC Chicken drama, a Russian family working with the police to fake their own murders after finding out their son had hired a hitman to kill them and we look at day 37 of #poowatch. We also dive into The Flat Earth and the new conspiracy to be building momentum.... The Hollow Earth, where Hitler lives. Greg drops a list of weird awesome jobs that bring a big pay check and we get into some honest conversation with our own special brand of humour. A real fun, mixed bag of an episode, so clear your head and let us fill it with nonsense.

072 - TUCK IT IN SPECIAL: BAD PUB REVIEWS

February 27, 2018

We give our regular 'Agony aunt' and 'Geezedropping' segements a rest and dust off some old favs. Starting with 'Bee in our Bonnet', we talk people with no common sense on the bus, places that stack Sunday Roasts on a plate like it's Jenga, then jump into a 'Tuck it in' special.

We dive deep into bad pub reviews from our home town, Kingston upon Thames, we don't name and shame, in fact we are big fans of the pubs in Kingston and if anything we look at these one star reviews and discuss wether they need to tuck it in or not, and we have a lot of fun doing so.  We wrap up with 'Wankerty W*nk' where a speech from 'Fight Club' gets the Porn MD treatment.

It's episodes like this that remind us why we love doing The All Seeing Guys so much.

070 - LET THAT SINK IN (2017 OVERVIEW)

January 30, 2018

Welcome to episode 70 of the All Seeing Guys. New location as we record our first episode in Joes new flat, a couple of mic set up attempts later and we are ready to go. Greg and Joe talk hand shake techniques, look over the high, lows and the strange events of the dramatic year that was 2017, including the top TV shows, movies and of course... the 2017 celebrity death list. It goes without saying that of course we spin off into much more madness. Enjoy.

069 - THE ALL BROKEN GUYS

January 16, 2018

From illness to injury, Greg and Joe are in no fit state to podcast, which actually makes it the perfect state to podcast in. Welcome to episode 69 of The All Seeing Guys. Things kick off pretty quickly as we fall into the made up world of 'Philip and his dog housemate, Stephen'. Joe shares a few moans about being ill, Greg talks about his trip to hospital, we give a mini belated review of Justice League then chime in on the upcoming Royal Wedding which of course takes us in a Monarchy based direction.... I'm sure things are said that shouldn't be. We end the episode with a banger from Kingston heroes, RUMPSTEPPERS.

068 - APPRACA-RAPTURE!

January 2, 2018

In a fun back to basics episode of the All Seeing Guys, Greg and Joe sit down after a few intoxications and let their imaginations run wild and pitch original movie ideas to one another, from the Government hiring illusionists to fake the rapture to Bruce Willis being sacked from acting when suddenly terrorists attack the building then we go in on movie talk in general, but a pop culture podcast this isn't. We start with Geezedropping and end with 'Show Joe sh*t' where we watch the Pacific Rim 2 trailer. Of course, as always, we get side tracked along the way.

066 - THE KINDA COP OUT SPECIAL EPISODE

December 5, 2017

Welcome to a special episode of The All Seeing Guys where we do our first cop out... kinda. Greg and Joe still host the show and start with the eavesdropping segement, Geezedropping! Then we share un-heard clips, from outtakes, cut audio from previous episodes, clips from episodes we never released including one we recorded sat outside on a sunny day. It's a lot of fun featuring a whole stack of guests including Calum James Wright, Chris Fordrey, Jack Webber, Harry Bone, Ed Wooderson, Eloise Tranter, Ben Monopoli and Elizabeth Armstrong. At the end of the episode is a special extra, a mini episode hosted drunkenly by Jack and Joe who are sat at the spot (a wall by a car park in Kingston) eating a kebab in the early hours of the morning talking about... well, lets just say they are talking.

063 - THE RITZ CRICKER & DICK DISTURBANCE RADIO PLAY & COMPANION EPISODE.

October 24, 2017

It's finally here! Our radio play, Ritz Cricker and Dick Disturbance: Rise Of The Moonwalkers. This is a special episode featuring the radio play along with an intro and outro from The All Seeing GuysWe have been working on this radio play for well over a year, from drafting ideas, story lines, characters, to writing, performing, recording and producing it. A huge amount of time & effort went into this & we are proud with the result. We will release the play on it's own for anyone to listen who doesn't wish to hear this whole episode. For our usual listeners, this episode has the full play in it, along with an intro and outro from Greg and Joe giving you a deeper insight into the madness that lead us here. A huge thanks to everyone who has helped us with this, our listeners for encouraging us to make this, and to our awesome friends for lending their voices, thanks Jack Webber, Ben Monopoli and Elizabeth Armstrong. A sequel is already being written, so plenty of chances for you to appear in the next one. So wack on your headphones, turn off your brain & switch to disbelief mode. It's going to get weird.

062 - JOE PUSHES FOR A WEDDING EPISODE

October 10, 2017

This episode starts as one thing but Joe really pushes for us to talk about weddings. So join us as share funny stories from weddings we attended from drunken mishaps to the speeches. Joe also watches a Marvel movie, Guardians of the Galaxy 2 & even watches an episode of Game Of Thrones. He liked one, hated the other. Join The All Seeing Guys as a planned episode quickly turns into unplanned madness.

059 - CAPTAIN OBLIVIOUS

August 29, 2017

Welcome to episode 59 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast, this week the guys go unplanned & see where the conversation takes them & as expected it takes us to some weird places, mainly sharing stories of bizarre interactions we have had with strangers. Greg shares the story of when a stranger threw up on to his dick & some of the encounters he's had out on his runs, Joe pitches his new movie/TV show idea, a retirement home for super heroes & villains. The guys also invent the worlds most useless super hero.... Captain Oblivious. Enjoy, its an odd one for sure but we had so much fun just letting our minds run free this episode.

057 - LOST IN DAVE

August 1, 2017

Welcome to episode 57 of The All Seeing Guys, this week Greg & Joe talk Gay TV for some reason, then jump into some recent bizarre news stories they have come across! News stories such as a guy searching for a personal assistant in a way that backfires, the new trend of astral projection sex & more. The guys pitch their family unfriendly animated movie idea about two sperm who go on huge adventure. Along with our segments Geezedropping where we hear snippets of other peoples conversations & dish our agony aunt advice in 'You didn't ask for t but here's our advice anyway'. A real fun episode, enjoy! Tuck it in.

054 - TWO YEAR BIRTHDAY SPECIAL (SLAPPING D*CKS BY THE BORDERS OF BUCKLAND)

June 20, 2017

Welcome to Episode 54 of The All Seeing Guys & this is a special one as we celebrate the shows 2nd Birthday! So we have a few drinks and look back over some of our favourite past topics such as #cheekynandos #naughtyfrangos, incest, Town Ambassadors, Nic Cage & many of our segments including Geezedropping, Bee in the bonnet & The Lord of the Rings get the Wankery Wank treatment, Greg talks Las Vegas & so much more. it's jam packed episode so hit play/ download & enjoy

053 - HITTING A LION WITH A KEBAB (WHAT THE F@%* ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?)

June 6, 2017

Welcome to episode 53 of The All Seeing Guys, Remember last weeks sober episode? well, this isn't that. High on life & drunk on rum Greg & Joe talk Zac Efron playing Ted Bundy & other Disney stars playing serial killers, Watercress Beer & it's sexual powers, Greg tells the story about waking up in a strangers house after a night out & not being able to figure out how to leave, Joe tells a story revealing he knows another 'Greg', man spies on people in their homes for 17 years, public shitting, Worlds oldest man dies, the Simpsons, Frasier, Open All Powers Podcast & much more. We basically just have a very stoned conversation & see where it goes. spoilers, we invent a super hero called 'Backman'. All this, geezedropping, Agony Aunts & much more. Listen to the end for a few outtakes. Yes, it was that kind of episode.

052 - CUM THUMBS & THE GIANT DEAD RABBIT

May 23, 2017

Welcome to Episode 52 of the All Seeing Guys, this is our most sober (ish) episode yet, mainly because Joe had just woken up, but we can't blame him as he was still battling jet lag after not long returning from New York. So we kick off with his tales from the Big Apple & his Geezedrops. Joe also watched fairly new films on the plane so we talk Star Wars Rouge One, The Kingsmen & Split. We dive into recent bizarre news stories All Seeing Guys style, talking the mysterious death of a giant rabbit, Two year old slapped by a stranger outside a supermarket, child kidnapping for some reason, we look at Russia's ridiculous view on the impact of overweight women on the homosexual community. Then we spin off into Greg & Joe chat covering Michael C Hall & how sh*t the end of Dexter was, Nic Cage, Show Joe Shit & much more. This is a fun fast paced episode. Enjoy. Joe also has another David Walliams rant.

050 - THE HARRY BONE SHOW

April 25, 2017

Episode 50 is here & it's a special one! The Harry Bone Show! After his first guest appearance well over a year ago back in episode 15, countless listeners asked for his return & here it is. Harry is back, with Bonevengence. In this unplanned episode Greg & Joe are cast aside as Harry takes over the show, questioning our methods & exposing our podcasting secrets. We dive in on big topics & questions such as can you butter toast with a vigina? tough fighting talk, IPAs, Bishops, soap operas, marrying a robot, sex dolls & the cheese smuggling adventures of jimmy Maguire. We end the track with a 'rap song' from Dicerollers. This really is Harrys episode. You wanted him, you got him. Enjoy.

048 - A WELL ENDOWED KEBAB WITH JACK WEBBER

March 28, 2017

Welcome to episode 48 with our special guest Jack Webber, who joins us to talk all things Kebab. We indulge in the Eden Special from the Eden Kebab menu in our town Kingston, talk kebab love & consumption then cover the 2017 Kebab awards, news from the awards & the winners! Warning: Will contain kebab puns!

As the episode goes on & our bottle of rum gets less full we go in on what the titles of our autobiographies would be based on our crazy adventures & then go IN on what could be our best Agony Aunt segment to date. It gets.... weird.

You don't want to miss this episode, just hit download & enjoy now!

Note: Greg is a little quiet at the start of the show but we sort it during & then it's great sound.