For those who may have missed it or were left somewhat confused by the last episode where Gaz & Sam from Open All Powers hosted, this is the episode of their podcast that he hosted in our podswap. Yes yes yes Power People! Welcome one again to a some what peculiar episode of Open All Powers. Due to the flashpoint paradox altering the timeline, OAPP is now hosted by Greg and Joe from The All Seeing Guys. And TASG is hosted by Sam and Gaz. It's a full on podswap takeover. The fellas discuss the latest trailers and movies that made them cry as a child. Greg breaks down a couple of flicks he managed to catch on a recent flight and what remakes and reboots we can expect in the next few years. The wolf of Kingston Jack Webber is back for a report on his top 3 most anticipated movies of 2017 as well as a look back at the classic Short Circuit. Enjoy! Big shouts and respect to Gaz and Sam for taking part in this & letting us loose on their show.
055 - DEAD TRAMP FLAVOURED VAPE (OAPP TAKEOVER)
Welcome again to a some what peculiar episode of The All Seeing Guys. Due to some geeky timey wimey stuff, the flashpoint paradox altered the timeline, Open All Powers Podcast is now hosted by Greg and Joe from The All Seeing Guys. And The All Seeing Guys is hosted by Sam and Gaz. It's a full on takeover. In this podswap event Gaz & Sam don't just walk a mile in Greg & Joes shoes but run a marathon. Join the guys they talk countryside etiquette, give you the low down on their hometown Oldham, in the wake of the fidget spinner they look back other school fads & much more. With your favourite segments Geezedropping, you didn't ask for it but ours advice anyway & The Matrix gets the Wankerty Wank treatment! Be sure to get over to the Open All Powers iTunes or Soundcloud page to hear Greg & Joe hosted Open All Powers Open-all-powers-podcast – Ep-143-no-dissemble-the-all-seeing-guys-takeover itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/ep-14…00389423408&mt=2
054 - TWO YEAR BIRTHDAY SPECIAL (SLAPPING D*CKS BY THE BORDERS OF BUCKLAND)
Welcome to Episode 54 of The All Seeing Guys & this is a special one as we celebrate the shows 2nd Birthday! So we have a few drinks and look back over some of our favourite past topics such as #cheekynandos #naughtyfrangos, incest, Town Ambassadors, Nic Cage & many of our segments including Geezedropping, Bee in the bonnet & The Lord of the Rings get the Wankery Wank treatment, Greg talks Las Vegas & so much more. it's jam packed episode so hit play/ download & enjoy
052 - CUM THUMBS & THE GIANT DEAD RABBIT
Welcome to Episode 52 of the All Seeing Guys, this is our most sober (ish) episode yet, mainly because Joe had just woken up, but we can't blame him as he was still battling jet lag after not long returning from New York. So we kick off with his tales from the Big Apple & his Geezedrops. Joe also watched fairly new films on the plane so we talk Star Wars Rouge One, The Kingsmen & Split. We dive into recent bizarre news stories All Seeing Guys style, talking the mysterious death of a giant rabbit, Two year old slapped by a stranger outside a supermarket, child kidnapping for some reason, we look at Russia's ridiculous view on the impact of overweight women on the homosexual community. Then we spin off into Greg & Joe chat covering Michael C Hall & how sh*t the end of Dexter was, Nic Cage, Show Joe Shit & much more. This is a fun fast paced episode. Enjoy. Joe also has another David Walliams rant.
051 - SIEGFRIED, ROY & THE POLYAMOROUS UNICORNS.
Welcome to episode 51 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast, Greg & Joe go back to basics this week after passing our 50th episode milestone & letting Harry Bone loose on the show last episode. This week we give an update on the feedback from the Flat Earthers (Flatties) regarding our previous Flat Earth episode, we talk Greg popping up in the recent music video from The Lounge Kittens, ask who would you bang out of Siegfried & Roy? We give a 2017 update on new internet crazes & look at London's Hedonistic, Polyamorous Unicorn Movement, The Warriors gets the w*nkerty w*nk treatment & much more madness. Enjoy
049 - THE FLAT EARTH PLUNGE
Welcome to episode 49 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe, after a run of rum & guest heavy episodes we take a step back and have a chilled conversation about a man who puts fish up his bum, ok, it's not that chilled & we still have rum. We also look into the rise of Flat Earthers & really go into the belief behind The flat Earth, then we get side tracked, at one point we are discussing the evolution of DVD menus, the cancelled reality show 'Eden', #Plunge or #Gunge becomes a thing & Bill Pullmans Independence Day speech gets the Wankerty W*nk treatment. We end with the awesome new track from The Brasskats, so plenty of reasons to listen!
048 - A WELL ENDOWED KEBAB WITH JACK WEBBER
Welcome to episode 48 with our special guest Jack Webber, who joins us to talk all things Kebab. We indulge in the Eden Special from the Eden Kebab menu in our town Kingston, talk kebab love & consumption then cover the 2017 Kebab awards, news from the awards & the winners! Warning: Will contain kebab puns!
As the episode goes on & our bottle of rum gets less full we go in on what the titles of our autobiographies would be based on our crazy adventures & then go IN on what could be our best Agony Aunt segment to date. It gets.... weird.
You don't want to miss this episode, just hit download & enjoy now!
Note: Greg is a little quiet at the start of the show but we sort it during & then it's great sound.
047 - SELF AWARE FRIDGE, WITH THIS ONE.
Welcome to episode 47 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe. This week we have a slightly segment heavier episode & some recent bizarre news stories. Kicking off with Geezdropping, discussing overheard snippets from peoples conversations, most of which this week were sent in by you listeners. Talking the recent lost & found Police Marijuana news stories, we pitch made up movie stories to one another including 'The Self Aware Fridge'. We express our Bee in the Bonnet with Facebook chat such as 'Hubby, Wifey & This One'. List of the week is 'Female cartoon characters' who wet your whistle. Along with our Agony Aunt segment & the return of 'Wankerty W*nk'.
046 - SAVE THE LAST AVOCADO
Welcome to episode 46 of The All Seeing Guys, Greg & Joe go straight in on Geezdropping, discussing overheard snippets from peoples conversations, getting massively side tracked and accidentally create All Seeing Guys the musical. We briefly talk our disgust for Independence Day 2. Then look over some of the recent unusual news stories covering Avocados, Vegan Cafe beef, Adult books accidentally sold to kids, the increase in cock ring incidents, the movie Save The Last Dance & more madness. Greg goes for a wee & Joe does an Irish accent. Of course we dish out our unwanted agony aunt advice & end with a banger of track 'All I've Known' by the mighty 'Iron Duke', formally Violent Offender. More than enough reasons to listen.
039 - TOP 5 ANYTHING
Welcome to episode 39 of The All Seeing Guys podcast. This week Greg & Joe dive into each others 'Top 5 Anything'. By throwing categories at one another from 'Top 5 theme tunes' to 'people you hate but never actually met' & insane conversation ensues.... that's podcasting people! So tag along for the adventure into nostalgia & craziness along with our comedy segments, snippets of strangers over heard conversations in 'Geezedropping' & giving unwanted advice to agony aunt letters not written to us.
038 - 'TAKE THAT INTERNET': UNPLANNED WITH CHRIS FORDREY
Welcome to episode 38 of The All Seeing Guys. This week is a special episode as once again we have no set topics or points to discuss just pure unplanned conversation. Joining us as the conversation descends into drunken madness is our dear friend & bassist to the mighty Earthtide Chis 'Chris' Fordrey! We go in on Star Wars, hat knowledge from Jaws (you did read that right) TV shows ranging from childhood favourites Mr Bean, The Crystal Maze & You Bet! to current releases such as Breaking Bad & The Walking Dead. We look back at school mufti days, ask the big questions such as 'Where does Gary Lineker keep his crisps?' & more. Along with our popular segments 'Geezedropping' & 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway' We can promise you it's going to be a fun packed episode! There may be some incest.
#PODCASTDAY SPECIAL WITH JAY & TONY
Crossover for intl podcast day! We join forces with Jay & Tony from the How To Write A Tune Podcast to celebrate International #PodcastDay by bringing aspects of each other's show & diving into actual podcasting.... just chatting. No agenda, notes, guidelines just compete unplanned mayhem. We get more drunk & wasted as the show goes on. Covering many topics such as language today, Bruce Willis (a lot of Bruce Willis), podcasting, international podcast day, that freestyler song, Joe goes over his worst 'hit in the bollocks' moments, avoiding spoilers in trailers, cross fit explained & so much more.
Celebrate Intl Podcast Day by listening to Greg, Joe, Jay & Tonys intl #PodcastDay Podcast special!
035 - "EAT YOUR MUNCH" & THE JOHN BARROWMAN BOYS
This week on The All Seeing Guys, Greg rants about 'phishing' after receiving a spam iTunes email, Joe brings up the idea of buying celebrity sperm, then we discuss recent news stories such as Gran close to birthing own gran daughter, a baby punched in a supermarket, Strange Guinness World records where we uncover the only true way to destroy John Barrowman. in an ode to one year since we put episode 9 out where we did an incest special agony aunt we celebrate by... doing another incest special. Along with other segments Geezedropping & Wankerty Wank. Enjoy.
034 - CAN YOU TELL WE ARE F@CKED? & YOUR CELEB DRINKING CREW
Episode 34 of The All Seeing Guys, we are way too wasted which always makes for good fun, we share a sneak preview of our upcoming Detective radio play 'Ritz Cricker & Ritz Disturbance in.... yet to be titled', and we ask the big questions such as what if Danny Dyer, Jeremy Irons or Patrick Stewart hosted robot wars? what if serial killer Jeffery Dahmer hosted Crystal Maze? would you reach climax through f@cking a McChicken Sandwich? & we read out YOUR answers to the big question 'Who is your celebrity drinking crew?'! Along with a few choice segments & much more!
033 - THE GREAT OUTDOORS: HOW MANY CENTIMETRES IS THAT? WITH GUEST 'BEN MONOPOLI'
In episode 33 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe we are joined by old friend, travel buddy & handsome c@nt 'Ben Monopoli' to discuss The Great Outdoors. Join Greg, Joe & Ben as they discuss Penis Lengths across the globe, Camping, wet dreams, Greg & Joe take a trip up Box Hill with the Zoom Mic, Greg shares the time he faced death.... by accidentally ingesting ashes, Geezedropping, unwanted advice & much more.
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032 - "PEOPLE ARE F@CKED"
Episode 32 of The All Seeing Guys is packed as we talk Suicide Squad cry babies, the Rio Olympic fails, the oral sex coffee shop opening in Switzerland, romances on death row, a mother son incest story which was in the news this week, a girl going the wrong way about turning her boyfriend into a vampire & much more! It gets nasty.
031 - "BITCH PLEASE" WITH LIZZIE ARMSTRONG
Episode 31 of The All Seeing Guys is here & it's a new dawn as we present our new original theme tune by Rob Augustus. Things take a hilarious turn when Gregs wife Lizzie joins Greg & Joe to talk Most Haunted, Pokemon GO & help us give unwanted advice in an agony aunt special that spirals out of control into Shoe Sniffing, amputee sucking, Ghostbusting haunted sanitary towels, Disney Fantasia being terrifying, incest, people we know who have done awesome charity cycles & walks including the recent #TorbanWalks & relationships on Facebook'. All that & more!
030 - UNPLANNED ft CALUM WRIGHT: "THE INTERNETS WEIRD INNIT"
Episode 30 of TASG is here, & to celebrate we are joined by everyone's favourite 1970s Phil Collins lookalike, The Fighting Cocks bar manager 'Calum Wright' for our first ever unplanned episode! That's right, we have no notes or set topics. Instead, we have make a BBQ in a bucket, get wasted & go wherever the conversation takes us, which is to some pretty strange places, Very Important Peado, Willy Wanker & the chocolate factory, theatre troops, lip sniffing, old games consoles, Goldeneye on the N64, the magical wonder that is the Internet & much more! We play out with a new track from Sing a Storm.
029 - DR CHOCOLATE, OCD, F@CKZILLA! & THE JOHNNY-FIVE SEX TAPE
Welcome to episode 29!! It's a packed one this week! We talk The Wonder Beers album, supermarket chain Iceland trolling Nandos on Twitter, OCD & our odd routines, Greg eats toast before cereal, insta-famous c@nts, click bait, the show hits a new low as we check our junk emails, robot sex & Joe makes dinosaur erotica very.... well, erotic. With our segments 'tuck it in' & 'you didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway' & more!!!
028 - JOE, WATCHER OF REALITY TV; GREG, DEFENDER OF INCEST
Hungover from the drunken mayhem that was episode 27 Greg & Joe take a more chilled approach to this episode. Talking Blink 182 playing our town Kingston, Joe has Geezedropping story involving Twenty One Pilots, a homeless woman & funeral, then we talk REALITY TV! what we watched, watched we didn't, was was hot, what was not, we actually have a conversation but fear not! we very much lower the tone lower than we have before with our agony aunt segment. Enjoy!