Hitting the mark at the end of the trilogy, Johnny cannot understand why he signed up to seeing all three, and Andrew is hesitant about a Bay-less installment, and what the legacy of Joe Carnahan will be to the third film.
142 - EL MARIACHI
Starting a look at Robert Rodriguez’s iconic franchise, Andrew and Johnny grab their guitar cases, head to Mexico and make plenty of Freddie Mercury jokes.
083 - STREET FIGHTER - THE MOVIE
JCVD v Raul Julia kicks off Video Game Movie Month in style. Not a great style, but a style nonetheless, and Andrew tries to impart some knowledge about the game series to complete newcomer Johnny, is it a KO or will Johnny strike back with a well-timed Hadouken?
045 - SPEED RACER
Go Movie Mad, Go Movie Mad, Go Movie Mad GOOOO! We watch The Wachowski's Roger Allam adaptation of an anime, because Johnny needs to see the truth.
034 - UNDER SIEGE
Kicking off 90s R-rated action month in style, Steven Seagal and Gary Busey In Women's Clothes join us for a spectacle of scenery chewing Die-Hard-ripping-off explosions.
015 - CRANKSGIVING PART 2: CRANK HIGH VOLTAGE
Cranksgiving comes to a boil when the turkey comes home to roost, and by that I mean Jason Statham's shoving guns where the sun don't shine. Let's be thankful for badass cockney geezers.
013 - COMMANDO
It IS a mall movie. There's a mall scene in it. It counts. Johnny watches it for the first time. Finally. A perfect way to distract us all from the realities of politics.
004 - CON AIR
Johnny infuriates Andrew so much he almost kills Johnny with a punch to the brain, landing the duo on Con Air, where their in-flight entertainment is murder and their food is human remains. You can try to resist, try to hide from our kiss, but you know, don't you know that you, can't fight the Con Air.
