Andrew and Johnny turn to the cold heart of winter on the start of advent, and the story of 1900s thief, model ship sailor, horse dog rider and somehow 2014 Hugo Cabret enthusiast Peter Lake and his floppy hair in this masterpiece.
015 - CRANKSGIVING PART 2: CRANK HIGH VOLTAGE
Cranksgiving comes to a boil when the turkey comes home to roost, and by that I mean Jason Statham's shoving guns where the sun don't shine. Let's be thankful for badass cockney geezers.
014 - CRANK - CRANKSGIVING PART 1
Happy Cranksgiving, the most important holiday in any angry London action movie star's calendar. To celebrate, we're watching the first in the best franchise never finished. Next week? Yup, the sequel.
013 - COMMANDO
It IS a mall movie. There's a mall scene in it. It counts. Johnny watches it for the first time. Finally. A perfect way to distract us all from the realities of politics.
012 - MALLRATS
Mall Movies are November's bread and/or butter, and Mallrats is the ultimate mall movie. Because it is set in a mall. And has mall in the title. Facts.
