Charles Bronson and Ice-T pop in to bring a little lethargic flavour to this week’s episode, as Andrew and Johnny start to wonder if bedtime stories begin with ‘Once Upon A Time’ for a reason.
118 - THE KING OF KONG: A FISTFUL OF QUARTERS
Documentary January begins with 2 players fighting for dominance, and Johnny uses the c-word a lot when discussing one Billy Mitchell. It’s boss-level insane here.
068 - ADULT LIFE SKILLS
Andrew shows Johnny his film of 2016, a small British indie, and naturally they ignore the film for talking about Hollywood’s classic molesters. And Doctor Who.
BONUS - THE PUNISHER 2004
Tom Jane may be this movie’s Punisher, but a trip down the sewers for the guys discovers more unlikely heroes.
060 - DOUBLE INDEMNITY
It was a dark night in the heat of Hollywood's west side when Detective Jones felt a tingle down his spine, the Antarctic had sent a message to his body, and it made the sweaty season all the colder. A figure was standing there, with a DVD of a Billy Wilder film, but what did they want?
057 - BRAINDEAD
Or Dead Alive, we continue October's horrors with Peter Jackson's next film. Zombies, gore and shocked Andrew and Johnny.
056 - BAD TASTE
Halloween month has begun, and we're settling in with Peter Jackson's Bad Taste, a gory adventure of epic portions (cos it's apparently about aliens eating humans)
BONUS - S1MONE
Mark Searby, author of Al Pacino: The Movies Behind The Man now available on Amazon, tasks the boys with watching S1mone, and of course Al Pacino pops by to help out with this whole shindig. Hooah. Attica! Gattaca!
051 - FLASH GORDON
A week in Jim Broadbent Land has led Johnny to lose his mind, but the duo find a way to fight the evil forces whilst watching a bad Brian Blessed movie.
050 - DRIVE ANGRY
The 50th episode leads to discussion of Nic Cage in 3D, and doors to a parallel universe are opened forever, changing everything you know about the show and the world!
049 - THE SPIRIT
My city screams, and we sigh, as Andrew and Johnny watch Frank Miller's 'film' 'adaptation' of a 'comic' book' 'character' 'starring' 'humans?'. Awkwardly timed given both Samuel L. Jackson and Scarlett Johansson don some very SSuspicious looking outfits...
047 - BATTLEFIELD EARTH
A Saga Of The Year 3000 - As Requested By Thomas Walker
Andrew and Johnny praise Xenu and join SEAOrg for the telling of L. Ron Hubbard's syfy epic, starring Dreadlock Travolta and a pre-Oscar Forest Whitaker and nothing whatsoever acceptable and OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!?
BONUS - MAMMA MIA!
It's summer and we're celebrating with a bonus episode, Johnny desperately wants to watch Pierce Brosnan sing Abba songs, and Andrew does not. What could happen?
046 - THE FIFTH ELEMENT
To celebrate the release of Luc Besson's Valerian we watch his classic syfy film starring Chris Tucker and nobody else.
045 - SPEED RACER
Go Movie Mad, Go Movie Mad, Go Movie Mad GOOOO! We watch The Wachowski's Roger Allam adaptation of an anime, because Johnny needs to see the truth.
042 - DEATH RACE
Jason Statham sits in a car and folk call him Frank, but this time he's hanging out with Ian McShane in a battle for the coolest British motherfrakker.
041 - TRANSPORTER 3
Only Bjork can really comprehend the insanity of the final Jason Statham Transporter film.
040 - TRANSPORTER 2
Things get weird when David Lynch pops in to explain his thoughts on Jason Statham's second outing as Frank Martin.
039 - THE TRANSPORTER
Johnny and Andrew take on a new set of rules when the approach Jason Statham's suited and booted transporter for the first of the franchise.
038 - THE ROCK
It's time for everyone's Cage-pressions to descend on Alcatraz as we prepare for (Michael) Baywatch starring Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson in this themed episode.
