BONUS - LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS COMMENTARY

January 10, 2025

We live in a post-Gavin & Stacey world and superfan Johnny wants to talk all about the show, whilst Andrew, who recently witnessed every episode, only brings suffering by turning the screws on Johnny and the audience, making us all witness the maligned horror comedy starring Matthew Horne and James Corden that wanted so much to be Shaun Of The Dead for the Gavin & Stacey fandom. Cue games galore, trivia of the BBC sitcom and conversations about the state of comedy and cinema in Britain so as to avoid the on-screen atrocities.

The commentary syncs 5 seconds into the film and starts 20 mins 4 secs into the episode.

BONUS - SHARING CHRISTMAS COMMENTARY

December 24, 2024

It’s our final episode of the year, and it’s a Hallmark Christmas Movie commentary. On Peacock, Hallmark, and little else, but don’t worry if you can’t watch along, we provide as much plot as we can find in this empty vessel whilst playing a lot of fun festive film games.

Because this film starts so quickly, we roll in on 0 seconds into the film, no good sync point, no real point in the film…

The commentary begins at: 00:15:48

BONUS - TAYLOR SWIFT THE ERA'S TOUR (TAYLOR'S VERSION) COMMENTARY

March 22, 2024

Oh good lord we did a silly thing.

Two guys who know little about Swift watch 3 hours (not the acoustic post-credits set) of songs, play games, talk Minnie Mouse as Poor Things and explore tge generation that follows.

We had a sync failure so ignore the first countdown, commentary starts 5 seconds into the film, at 16 minutes into the episode exactly.

BONUS - THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3 (FINAL SEQUENCE) COMMENTARY

October 31, 2022

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

What’s scarier than the notion of another hour and forty minutes in Tom Six’s ‘shocking’ ‘button-pushing’ mind? We’re watching Eric Roberts in a prison-set Centipede movie, and finding anything to talk about whilst what technically counts as video synced to audio running over 70 minutes, and thus is a feature film, plays out. Not worth watching along with us, just listen and play trivia games like a normal podcast.

Commentary begins at 00:07:43

BONUS - THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 (FULL SEQUENCE) UK CUT COMMENTARY

October 24, 2022

First off, legally we can only watch the UK Cut version so there may be sync problems at times due to, ya know, the original cut being rejected over where we record.

Johnny recalls his FrightFest experiences with this film and Laurence R. Harvey, while Andrew spends most of the time playing games because there’s literally nothing in this film to discuss besides ‘Mike Leigh coulda made something with this’.

Commentary begins at 00:11:44

BONUS - THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE (FIRST SEQUENCE) COMMENTARY

October 17, 2022

Halloween season is here, and Johnny’s dreams are coming true. Andrew is surgically attached to a microphone to watch the first of three movies Tom Six dared to dream about putting people arse to mouth in order to craft some sort of us-species insectoid. Erm… Good luck?

Commentary begins at 00:11:34

BONUS - THE TERMINAL COMMENTARY

October 19, 2021

Johnny’s birthday celebration this year means he’s watching Steven Spielberg’s 2004 comedy drama The Terminal, with Andrew in tow for fun and games. Talk of airport nostalgia, product placement, the never-aging beauty of Diego Luna AND Zoe Saldana, the horniness of imdb keywords and… Shanksville? What is that? Come spend over 2 hours stuck in an airport of cinema with the Are You Movie Mad gang.

Film begins at 00:10:39

BONUS - MORTAL KOMBAT 2021 KOMMENTARY

May 5, 2021

It’s Andrew’s birthday and naturally it’s time to test your might with a bunch of fun games, trivia and Josh Lawson talk as he and Johnny sit through the latest video game adaptation.

Commentary begins 5 seconds into the film and at the timecode 00:13:40

222 - 2020 A YEAR IN REVIEW

December 30, 2020

It’s the end of the year, we…. made it. But, what has it done to us?

Johnny and Andrew look back at the year of podcast episodes, remember the films and talk about their feelings months later.

A great place to start if you’re looking for films to dive into this season.

BONUS - LAST CHRISTMAS COMMENTARY

December 19, 2020

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Hope you’re ready to lose Whamageddon, because we’re watching the Paul Feig movie based on a George Michael (and Wham) song with a twist you definitely will see coming. Andrew and Johnny sit down to appreciate Christmas in London, a film that’s better than one would imagine, and play trivia games for the festive season.

Come watch along with us.

ALSO IN 25FPS FOR SKY MOVIES!

BONUS - THE SOCIAL NETWORK COMMENTARY

October 19, 2020

Recorded on the 10th anniversary of the UK release, and celebrating Johnny’s 27th birthday, Andrew and Johnny dive into Fincher/Sorkin’s generation-defining masterpiece. There’s trivia games, fear of the fall of democracy, love of cinema and process, and lots of lockdown-re-entering japes in this special gift for all.

Sync up 5 seconds into the film, we begin the commentary at 0:19:02

BONUS - CATS COMMENTARY

May 22, 2020

It’s digital release day for Cats in the UK and Johnny is all fur-ious that he’s not watching it with Andrew, and Andrew wishes he could paws life for the 2 hours it takes to sit through Tom Hooper’s Cats. Come join the experience through heaven or hell or heavyside layer, no matter your thoughts on the musical, you can all understand what listening to a tortured soul sounds like.

Now on Sky Cinema, if you dare! Here’s the UK TV Broadcast-syncable version:

BONUS - 101 DALMATIANS 1996 COMMENTARY

May 5, 2020

Andrew’s 30th birthday celebrations are isolated to watching films with friends, and Johnny’s plan to surround Andrew with many furry ones has succumbed instead to popping on Disney+ and watching the Glenn Close live-action comedy. Andrew hasn’t seen the film, has no connection to the work, it is not a meaningful choice by any stretch, but come watch the film with Andrew and Johnny. Fun, games, furs and frivolities included.