033 - THE GREAT OUTDOORS: HOW MANY CENTIMETRES IS THAT? WITH GUEST 'BEN MONOPOLI'

In episode 33 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe we are joined by old friend, travel buddy & handsome c@nt 'Ben Monopoli' to discuss The Great Outdoors. Join Greg, Joe & Ben as they discuss Penis Lengths across the globe, Camping, wet dreams, Greg & Joe take a trip up Box Hill with the Zoom Mic, Greg shares the time he faced death.... by accidentally ingesting ashes, Geezedropping, unwanted advice & much more.

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032 - "PEOPLE ARE F@CKED"

Episode 32 of The All Seeing Guys is packed as we talk Suicide Squad cry babies, the Rio Olympic fails, the oral sex coffee shop opening in Switzerland, romances on death row, a mother son incest story which was in the news this week, a girl going the wrong way about turning her boyfriend into a vampire & much more! It gets nasty.

031 - "BITCH PLEASE" WITH LIZZIE ARMSTRONG

Episode 31 of The All Seeing Guys is here & it's a new dawn as we present our new original theme tune by Rob Augustus. Things take a hilarious turn when Gregs wife Lizzie joins Greg & Joe to talk Most Haunted, Pokemon GO & help us give unwanted advice in an agony aunt special that spirals out of control into Shoe Sniffing, amputee sucking, Ghostbusting haunted sanitary towels, Disney Fantasia being terrifying, incest, people we know who have done awesome charity cycles & walks including the recent #TorbanWalks & relationships on Facebook'. All that & more!

030 - UNPLANNED ft CALUM WRIGHT: "THE INTERNETS WEIRD INNIT"

Episode 30 of TASG is here, & to celebrate we are joined by everyone's favourite 1970s Phil Collins lookalike, The Fighting Cocks bar manager 'Calum Wright' for our first ever unplanned episode! That's right, we have no notes or set topics. Instead, we have make a BBQ in a bucket, get wasted & go wherever the conversation takes us, which is to some pretty strange places, Very Important Peado, Willy Wanker & the chocolate factory, theatre troops, lip sniffing, old games consoles, Goldeneye on the N64, the magical wonder that is the Internet & much more! We play out with a new track from Sing a Storm.

029 - DR CHOCOLATE, OCD, F@CKZILLA! & THE JOHNNY-FIVE SEX TAPE

Welcome to episode 29!! It's a packed one this week! We talk The Wonder Beers album, supermarket chain Iceland trolling Nandos on Twitter, OCD & our odd routines, Greg eats toast before cereal, insta-famous c@nts, click bait, the show hits a new low as we check our junk emails, robot sex & Joe makes dinosaur erotica very.... well, erotic. With our segments 'tuck it in' & 'you didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway' & more!!!

028 - JOE, WATCHER OF REALITY TV; GREG, DEFENDER OF INCEST

Hungover from the drunken mayhem that was episode 27 Greg & Joe take a more chilled approach to this episode. Talking Blink 182 playing our town Kingston, Joe has Geezedropping story involving Twenty One Pilots, a homeless woman & funeral, then we talk REALITY TV! what we watched, watched we didn't, was was hot, what was not, we actually have a conversation but fear not! we very much lower the tone lower than we have before with our agony aunt segment. Enjoy!

027 - ONE YEAR BIRTHDAY PARTY! GET YOUR CLIPS OUT!

Here it is! Episode 27, our One Year party episode where we are in full party spirit & very drunk, maybe too drunk or not drunk enough, you decide! We look over the past year, revisit topics from episode one including the full 2016 Kebab awards, Greg revisits Nandos, celebrity chefs making vape flavours, Bruce Forsyth in Die Hard & much more! Featuring HTWAT, LAB, Open All Powers, Screams & Moans, CWF, Strange times, High Rise, The Observers, The Cocks, Podnose, This Shite Podcast, Empty Rant ending up with a live Rage Against The Machine cover from Earthtide ft Dicerollers.

026 - WHO KILLING DEM CATS, SAUSAGE ROLLING, BALLCUZI & MORE

This episode WE. GO. IN!! The All Seeing Guys bring you episode 26 where shit goes up a notch. Join us dive in to Nandos new menu, secret banter sauce, Joe watches & talks the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles porn parody in the name of 'research', we talk the Croydon Cat killer & pitch it as series 3 of 'Serial', throwing in some Geezedropping, Joes Corner, Agony aunts & sausage rolls! We give shouts to other fave shows & an awesome update on one of Kingston's many live music heroes High Rise. Big question, What's a Ballcuzi? Find out by pressing play!

Remember next episode is our one year celebration show so send us s birthday message! Record it on your phone! Can just be audio & email it to theallseeinguys@gmail.com

025 - JUMANJI REMAKE, FIRST JOB & THE 2016 CELEBRITY CULL

Welcome to Episode 25 of TASG with Greg & Joe. In this episode we are drunkenly joined by our best friend, the third wheel to our reliant robin (and by third wheel I mean the important leading first wheel), our lobster, Ed Wooderson. Join us as talk Jay-Zs new cardigan to him warm in the shade Beyonce thew on him, we pitch our idea for the Jumanji movie reboot, ask what would happen if you swapped body with a stranger, dive into our first ever jobs, Joe burps, we look over the Celebrity death cull of 2016 with fresh updates & prediction because are horrible people with no souls. Enjoy the show!!!

024 - OUR ENDS, KINGSTON UPON THAMES & THE FALLEN DOWN

EPISODE 24 of TASG 'Our Ends, Kingston upon Thames & The Fallen Down Phone Boxes'. Firstly I apologise for sound quality not being as on point, it's not bad though & doesn't effect the show. Joe decided to eat the microphone so he's louder than usual at some points but I'm sure he's not sorry. We talk the fallen down phone boxes, a local Kebab award win, laser quest, a vicious attack on a police blanket, shops that have come & gone such as Books, Bits & Bobs. We answer the big question, is Kingston built over a hell mouth like Sunnydale in Buffy? How awesome would it be if we close the town & play paintball in it? & Whats this 'interested' bollocks on Facebook? We round up with looking at some spooky goings on & our Wankety Wank segment!

023 - HOW MANY TATTOOS YOU GOT? ft GAZ WOOLCOCKS

Welcome to episode 23! This episode we are talking tattoos! 'How many you got?' Greg & Joe are joined by Caz who works in Old London Road Tattoos in Kingston. Join us as we dive into the world of ink in true All Seeing Guys fashion. We talk first tats, what it was, what it is now, Malaya tattoos, Gregs favourite barcode, evil parents, the horrid TV shows that are all the rage now, The daughters of Joes dentist, David Beckham, answer some tattoo themed agony aunts & expose the secret that is Greg & Joes podcast drinking game. We answer the big questions such as 'does it hurt?, should I get one? Should I get a Sea cucumber tattooed on myself?' So stop reading this & hit play!

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017 - SEGMENT SHOWCASE

The All Seeing Guys are back with their 17th episode! A bit of a different episode this week, in the wake of 2016 & moving forward with the show we give you a one off 'Segment Showcase'. New segments, along with the current ones but all updated with new jingles. Fear not though, we get massively side tracked at any given moment & had a hell of a lot of fun recording this one! Tackling big subjects such as having a penis with a knuckle it in, using ACME cartoon tactics to catch someone, being too high to go to Five Guys, feeding Joe a blue pill & sending him to a strip bar & much more. We start 2016 with a bang! We end with music from the Sin Kings.

014 - SPORTING ENTHUSIAST GREG & JOE & CLOG CLOBBING

This episode we talk 'Sport', but in true All Seeing Guys fashion! join us as we relive football at school break time! (if you went to school with us then you may well get a mention on this one), Greg talks about his awkward meeting with ex Chelsea player 'Steve Clarke'. Learn about low key sports such as Clog clobbing, Dwarf throwing, The wankathon, & hairy back growing! Joes corner reopens previous tales of 'Tree fucking' & 'Creepy clowns in vans', and of course our unwanted agony aunt advice! This week we end with the amazing local heroes 'Anonymous Tip'! We give podlove to 'The L.A.B podcast' & 'Caution, Wet Floors'. This will be the last episode until our Christmas Special in Mid December! then we'll back in full force!

012 - BEE IN THE BONNET BONANZA!

Episode 12 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe is here, this episode we pull together all our bees in our bonnets and talk through them. From those little annoying yellow Minions to self service till registers. Of course with our comedy segments of eavesdropping on peoples conversations 'Geezedropping', Joes corner of fear/weird, and our unwanted agony advice in 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'. We end with a track from upcoming acoustic hiphop band 'The Observers'. note: We make it sound at the end like we won't have any more episodes coming till late December. Rest assured, that isn't the case. We will back as usual.

009 - TOWN AMBASSADORS

The All Seeing Guys Greg & Joe return to the captains table with spiced rum fuelling their minds as they discuss & banter their way through their most un-pc episode yet. We start off with our segment 'Geezedropping', for weeks we have been making note of odd snippets we hear from peoples conversation and discussing it ourselves. This episodes topic is 'local town nuts' to be blunt, we all know them, or know of them, or have seen them out & about so we are learning about a few popular local ones & sharing stories, theories & love for them making our towns rightfully theirs, we talk The Wizard of Sutton, Moses of Kingston & many more. But thats not all, we have our agony aunt segment 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'....INCEST SPECIAL!!!!!

We also end with a track from local up & coming hardcore/metal band 'High Rise'.

How have you not pressed play already?

008 - SHITTING!

The All Seeing Guys are back with their 8th episode (we are as surprised as you), join Joe & Greg as this time we talk pointless over sized phone cases & our main topic, which is pretty shit, actually its all shit as we talk shitting (the act of pooping), more the awkward battle of shitting out of home, farting in front of your significant other for the first time & getting caught short. As always we visit 'Joe's corner of fear', and answer other peoples agony aunts in 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway' & trigger an anti-religious rant I think had been held in for awhile.

Phone cases, shitting, religion, & we end with a track from The Lagan, who'd wanna miss all that?

003 - DAY TIME DRINKING & THE WHISPERING GLADIATOR

Episode 3 of The All Seeing Guys! This week Greg & Joe discuss Shit tomatoes growing on the train tracks, Day time drinking along with pub names, coffee drinkers in pubs, menstruation (watch us loose our female listeners if we have any) and much more... with our two segments at the end, Joes 'Corner of Fear' along with a new intro & of course 'You Didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway' where we answer agony aunt questions. This week we end with a track from local metal band The Red & The Black.

NOTICE: This episode was recorded a couple of weeks before being put out, the Australian podcast we mention at the start is a few more episodes in & can be found on here @this-shite