87 - LITTLE CAESAR - A CHUCK T JOINT

Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco

Producer: Dr. P

Due to holiday scheduling conflicts, in order to get a podcast out, the fellas had to turn the reigns over  to Chuck Turtleman (formerly known as Dr. P) to write, direct, and edit this action-packed episode. He starts the show off with the hot new game, “Professor Chuck Turtleman’s Guns and Animals Quiz,” but you’ll have to listen, we won’t tell you what it was about.

From there, we meet a brand new Idiot of Facebook that will make you want to open your hearts and wallets. Or at least passive-aggressively suggest you do. We also catch up on our Prison Pen Pals, familiarize ourselves with the slang of today’s youth, and learn there is indeed more than one way to skin a rabbit.

And it wouldn’t be a News Round without a visit from Mr. Dong and Mr. Chin. So put us in your earholes and come visit us for a while…

and bring some seafood.

86 - MR. DONG MEETS MR. CHIN

Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco

Producer: Booze, Dr. P

Ni hao, my honkies!

It’s a Chinapeople extravaganza this week as we see what cheese-loving Naughty Leader Kim Jong-Il Jr. has been up to, infiltrate an oriental graverobbing bicyclist ring and introduce Mr. Dong to Mr. Chin. If you’ll pardon the expression.

Changing the subject completely, Booze shows us Belgium’s most disappointing penis, somebody called “Chuck Turtleman” steals Dr. P’s News ‘Copter, and Belasco tells a very, very funny joke.

In SFJ’s Penitentiary Pen Pals, our ovaried offenders include a helpful “youth worker” and a nice young lady who could show Kim Kardashian a thing or two about beverage balancing.

Last, but definitely not least, we catch up with our favorite social media simpleton in a special-length Idiots of Facebook that may or may not end with a beautiful romantic duet.

So take your loved one in your arms, gaze deep into their eyes and… stick it in their ear.

xoxo

85 - OUIJA - THE PODCAST

Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco

Producer: Booze, Dr. P

As friends we’ve gathered, hearts are true, spirits near… we call to you.

Is there anybody there?

Oh, there you are. Happy Halloween!

Following the runaway success of our Battleship episode, we thought we’d try another board game based crappy movie tie-in. Ouija… The Podcast.

Join us as we attempt to contact the dead before your very ears. You won’t BELIEVE what happens.*

Is there anything more horrific than a toddler? Yes. 3 toddlers. Dr. P brings us a tale of terror that will make you think that Freddie Kreuger might have had the right idea about childcare.

Booze proves beyond any doubt that there’s life after death with the aid of a butterfly and a man called Don, Belasco reads a comic book called Sex Heroes or something and we meet some more lovely locked up ladies in SFJ’s Penitentiary Pen Pals.

Then, in a very special Halloween News Round, we meet a woman with a dead Nan and a haircut from 1983, find out why ‘Lil Bub won’t be going to Tanzania anytime soon and ask whether dead babies can ever be funny.

As it turns out, the answer is no. But we left that bit in anyway.

So turn out the lights, stick us in your ear and remember…

Even a man** who’s pure in heart, and says his prayers by night
may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms
and the autumn moon is bright.
My honkies.

*you will believe what happens.

**or lady.

84 - CHIMPANZEES IN DUNGAREES

Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco

Producer: Booze, Dr. P

And… we’re back!

After 83 episodes of Season 1, welcome to Season 2 of the Sweet Feathery Jesus! Podcast.

We’re still committed to bringing you the finest monkey-based, Chinaland-centric podcast on the internet, but we’ve added loads of new stuff just to annoy people who don’t like change.

In Penitentiary Pen Pals, a listener shows us a website where we can meet lonely, open minded, non-judgemental ladies. Who just happen to be in prison for serious crimes.

Dr P meets an old flame with a new baby in Horrible Hypothetical, and Booze tells us why he thinks Belgium is shit in his new feature called… “Belgium Is Shit”.

Then we add Linda Ronstadt’s knickers to the long list of things we’re slightly obsessed about, and Belasco reads some comic books.

So stick it back in your ear, my honkies. Thanks for listening!