All aboard the Battleship Potemkast, where two comedians and a film critic try to talk about movies, games and kickboxing. This is very rarely the case, instead leaping into topics as blue as the ocean they sail. Featuring segments such as What We Watched, a Creative Corner, the Gay's Gaming Gulag and updates from the Crew's Log.
Setting sail each Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
After Cree abandons the ship for some festival of some sort, Captain Cook and Quartermaster Stoakes are forced to carry on without him. Without his guiding hand, how will the two ever make interesting podcast material out of violent kickboxing, Korean blowjobs, wars of humans & monsters and... ... actually, this podcast sounds really good without Cree.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Captain Cook and Stowaway Cree return from a mysterious cave where they played Doom, Cree then gets fired, and Quartermaster Stoakes achieves the impossible and disgusts Cree. All of this and more in this week's Gay's Gaming Gulag.
Music - One Eyed Maestro by Kevin Macleod
Taking back the Creative Corner with the vengeance, Quartermaster Stoakes tries to convince people that he should create the longest Spiderman film ever. In the meantime, Captain Cook finally gets a chance to show off his Eastern European accent, and Cree starts to believe that he is all of England.
The Potemkast Crew react to X-Men Apocalypse, and things immediately go wrong as Quartermaster Stoakes is banned from opening the show, Captain Cook confuses superheroes with transexuals, and Bryan Singer is no longer gay after a damning expulsion by Stowaway Cree.
Music - One Eyed Maestro by Kevin MacLeod
Captain Cook takes over the Gay's Gaming Gulag to bemoan the fact that he can't win every game ever. Meanwhile, Quartermaster Stoakes displays a sick perversion for Predator, Cree explains how Lara Croft turned him gay, and we all learn something horrible about Chun-Li...
Because he lost his Creative Corner, Quartermaster Stoakes steals the What We Watched segment on a week where barely anyone watched anything all along. Stoakes watches some English birds fighting in Ibiza, Cree struggles with the meaning of half-orc and Captain Cook continues to defiantly defend Batman Vs Superman
Like a fart in a wind tunnel landing on the ground with a loud thud, Cree takes over the Creative Corner to achieve the impossible and be even more boring and incomprehensible than Rob Stoakes. Will Quartermaster Stoakes ever manage to finish a sentence? Does Captain Cook like any film? What are those hundred men doing on their knees? The answers await in this week's Creative Corner!
Main theme - One Eyed Maestro by Kevin MacLeod
Battleship Potemkast erupts into a civil war of its own as there are divided opinions on Marvel's latest chapter in their cinematic story. Will Captain Cook ever get Quartermaster Foakes' name right? Who was in that mysterious ship that's pulled alongside the Battleship Potemkast? Why does Cree seem somehow disgustingly satisfied this morning? Find out, same Potemkast time, same Potemkast channel!
Quartermaster Stoakes finally goes full-blown egomaniac on the most racist episode of the Battleship Potemkast to date, holding the Nintendo office water cooler hostage until someone appreciates his idea for a Zelda game. Meanwhile, Cree reveals that he doesn't know the difference between China and Japan, and Russel Crowe joins Metallica.
Smooth jazz and gay sex abounds on the Battleship Potemkast, as the crew attempts to talk about guides and cheats in video games and instead discuss the universal appeal of Mr Bean, stealing jokes and hipsters and Isis joining forces to end of the world.
On this, most certainly not the first episode of What We Watched, the Potemkast crew takes us on an emotional journey as Captain Cook makes a mess of himself during the viewing of Hush and The Boy, Quartermaster Stoakes almost witnesses a manslaughter at Robot Wars, and Cree makes good on his threats and attempts stand-up comedy.
On this episode of Creative Corner, Quartermaster Stoakes manages to come up with a halfway decent film with an absolutely awful name, Stowaway Cree shows that he is a hypocrite, and Captain Cook insults a German national hero and goths.
Tensions rise on the Battleship Potemkast as Stowaway Cree steadfastly refuses to get with the times and buy a modern console, and Captain Cook and Quartermaster Stoakes argue over whether a game beloved by millions and repeatedly declared by multiple critics as the best game of all time is any good or not.