All aboard the Battleship Potemkast, where two comedians and a film critic try to talk about movies, games and kickboxing. This is very rarely the case, instead leaping into topics as blue as the ocean they sail. Featuring segments such as What We Watched, a Creative Corner, the Gay's Gaming Gulag and updates from the Crew's Log.
Setting sail each Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
IT RETURNS! Yes, like every week, Battleship Potemkast is back, but there is something else. The return of the Creative Corner, as Quartermaster Stoakes must convince Warner Bros of the benefits of a Superman movie without Superman. Meanwhile, John Wick Chapter Two is reviewed, Captain Cook contemplates Jesus' childhood, and the crew count down the Top 5 Video Game Soundtracks.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Creative Corner makes its triumphant return (again) as Quartermaster Stoakes finally comes up with a film that might actually produce interest; Tim Burton's Batman Forever. Meanwhile, spiders plague Captain Cook, while Stowaway Cree thinks that attempting to drown children is family friendly.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Quartermaster Stoakes proves that he is nothing if not persistent. Under the delusion that the Creative Corner is more popular than it really is, he drags the Creative Corner kicking and screaming onto the podcast, only for Captain Cook and Stowaway Cree to viciously murder it.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Surprisingly, the gay dislikes a film where a Calvin Klein model has to wrestle with big burly topless foreign men, but Captain Cook and Stowaway Cree go to war over Warcraft, while Quartermaster Stoakes sits in the middle still grumbling about the last Creative Corner.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Taking back the Creative Corner with the vengeance, Quartermaster Stoakes tries to convince people that he should create the longest Spiderman film ever. In the meantime, Captain Cook finally gets a chance to show off his Eastern European accent, and Cree starts to believe that he is all of England.
Because he lost his Creative Corner, Quartermaster Stoakes steals the What We Watched segment on a week where barely anyone watched anything all along. Stoakes watches some English birds fighting in Ibiza, Cree struggles with the meaning of half-orc and Captain Cook continues to defiantly defend Batman Vs Superman
Like a fart in a wind tunnel landing on the ground with a loud thud, Cree takes over the Creative Corner to achieve the impossible and be even more boring and incomprehensible than Rob Stoakes. Will Quartermaster Stoakes ever manage to finish a sentence? Does Captain Cook like any film? What are those hundred men doing on their knees? The answers await in this week's Creative Corner!
Main theme - One Eyed Maestro by Kevin MacLeod
Quartermaster Stoakes finally goes full-blown egomaniac on the most racist episode of the Battleship Potemkast to date, holding the Nintendo office water cooler hostage until someone appreciates his idea for a Zelda game. Meanwhile, Cree reveals that he doesn't know the difference between China and Japan, and Russel Crowe joins Metallica.
On this episode of Creative Corner, Quartermaster Stoakes manages to come up with a halfway decent film with an absolutely awful name, Stowaway Cree shows that he is a hypocrite, and Captain Cook insults a German national hero and goths.
On the first (recorded) episode of the as of yet unnamed creative corner, the incredibly smart and devilishly handsome movie critic Rob Stoakes tries to pitch Captain Cook and Stowaway Cree the next Disney film, and Cook and Cree make invalid and stupid complaints.
Would you watch Rob's film? Do you think you can do better? Comment below with your thoughts and ideas for the next creative corner!