Resident Evil 6... Siren... Alone in the Dark Illumination... none of these are mentioned in this, a rundown of what the Battleship Crew think are the greatest horror games of all time. Meanwhile, Captain Cook ignores the entire point of Silent Hill 2, Quartermaster Stoakes cowers in fear of spiders, and the video games industry turns to the world of druidism to make decisions.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
068 - BRAWLIN' BATTLESHIP #4 - DANCING ADAM SMITH, THE AFTERMATCH
Dancing Adam Smith returns onto the podcast after breaking his fist on someone else's jaw, and he is not taking prisoners on this week's podcast. Quartermaster Stoakes manages to probe out of him some details of the rest of the card, the importance of cardio, and the only thing better than childbirth. Music by Kevin MacLeod
067 - WHAT WE WATCHED #17 - THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN
Yee-haw, it's a roundup on the Battleship Potemkast! With Captain Cook and Quartermaster Stoakes donning their stetsons, mounting their horses and saying "like" a lot, tune in as Antoine Fuqua's name is mispronounced, breasts are discussed, and Indians war over who is the least authentic.
Music by Kevin MacLeod and Arthur Conley
066 - UNRESTRICTED, UNRATED, UNNAMED #2 - BATMAN DAY
"Our Bruce in Gotham, feared be thy cowl. Your Kingdom Come, your will be done, breaking all of the Riddler's bones in the process. Give us this night our desired safety. Forgive us for making gay jokes about you and Robin, as we forgive those who make gay jokes about our fascination with a leather-clad S&M rodent. And lead us not into mediocre superhero stories, but deliver us from boredom. For thine is the city, the police and the criminals, forever and ever. We swear to you."
065 - BRAWLIN' BATTLESHIP #3 - BOXING WITH DANCING ADAM SMITH
In this, the third episode of the increasingly inappropriately named fight section of the podcast, we speak to a returning Dancing Adam Smith, who is scheduled to murder another opponent this Friday. Sage advice is doled out, as are threats and jokes. Relive his first fight, learn how to get into a ring yourself, and prepare to be scared for your life by a dancer.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
064 - WHAT WE WATCHED #16 - BLAIR WITCH
Hey, Boo-boo! We err got ourselves a podcast talking about the new Blair Witch-a picture! Yes, it's Halloween early aboard the Battleship, as Captain Michael Cook and Quartermaster Rob Stoakes discuss the difference between predator drones and Amazon drones, the obsession modern horror has with the homeless and Russian bears. What else would you expect in a Blair Witch review?
Music by Kevin MacLeod and FINN
063 - WHAT WE WATCHED #15 - KUBO AND BOOBS. BOOBO.
Things get raunchy on the Battleship Potemkast with one-eyed children, Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Put 'em on the Glass" and Eastenders actors. Yes, it's What We Watched, where Quartermaster Stoakes tries to explain why you should see Depression Revelations the Movie while Captain Cook goes back in time to inspire Da Vinci.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
062 - CRITIC VS COMEDIAN #1 - THE GREATEST MOVIE SEQUEL?
FIGHT! In this new segment, a comedian and a critic vie in bloody battle for your entertainment. Your gladiators, Captain Michael Cook with his army of robots and hackers and Quartermaster Rob Stoakes with his legion of clowns and millionaires, will continue the grand tradition of audiences and reviewers fighting over who's right, and duel to decide what is the greatest movie sequel of all time; Terminator 2 or The Dark Knight!
Music by Kevin MacLeod and Toby Fox
061 - CAPTAIN COOK'S CAGE CHAT #2 - UFC 203 FEAT. REGULAR JOE
Look in my eyes! What do you see? The Battleship Potemkast podcast, that's what, as Captain Cook, Quartermaster Stoakes, and Regular Joe analyse, deconstruct and reconstruct UFC 203. Wonder Woman is recast! Stipe saves cats! CM Punk quotes Rocky! Oh my, what an episode!
Music by Kevin MacLeod
060 - GENTLEMAN'S GAMING GULAG #16 - BACK ON THE CIVIL WARPATH
It's the Gentleman's Gaming Gulag where we talk about movies instead. There are many revelations on the ship; Quartermaster Stoakes sucks at war, Captain Cook stands up for Scarlet Witch, and a great journey is made as we get a sneak peek at a 10,000 hour long recording session.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
059 - WHAT WE WATCHED #14 - SAUSAGE PARTY
Meat is on the minds of the Battleship Potemkast crew (tell us something we don't already know)as Sausage Party is up for the chop. Marvel at Quartermaster Stoakes' encyclopedia-like knowledge of films! Be stunned as Seth Rogan disappears from his own film! Shiver as Captain Cook itches in anticipation for October like the Norwegian scientists in a certain despised horror prequel!
Music by Kevin MacLeod and Toby Fox
058 - CAPTAIN COOK'S CAGE CHAT #1 - CMUFC FEAT. REGULAR JOE
Regular Joe, a not regular guest, makes his return on the Battleship Potemkast, joining Captain Michael Cook on a fighting focused fragment of the Battleship Potemkast. On this week, the aftermath of McGregor and Diaz is discussed in anticipation for the sequel (MVD2, McGregor Vs Diaz Requiem) and CM Punk is compared to Rocky Balboa.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
057 - GAMESCOM
Gamescom! Gamescom... there were games. Mostly stabbing Hideo Kojima in the back and nervousness about Resident Evil from the boys. Captain Cook bores everyone to death with football, Quartermaster Stoakes reveals his greatest fear, and Soviet Russia introduces mohawks to its military machines.
Music by Kevin MacLeod