All aboard the Battleship Potemkast, where two comedians and a film critic try to talk about movies, games and kickboxing. This is very rarely the case, instead leaping into topics as blue as the ocean they sail. Featuring segments such as What We Watched, a Creative Corner, the Gay's Gaming Gulag and updates from the Crew's Log.
Setting sail each Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
Everybody was-a listening to the Battleship Potemkast! Captain Cook discovers what Quartermaster Stoakes did instead of clay at school, Marvel makes new innovations in telling stories about white millionaires pretending to be Asians, and it's Xenomorph vs Bruce Lee! Or in more seriousness, it's a review of both Iron Fist and Alien 3, as well as the Top Martial Arts Movies of all time.
Music by Kevin MacLeod and Carl Douglas
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What better way to celebrate the end of the year than by looking backwards? Yes, it's the Battleship Potemkast Awards! Can Captain Cook objectify Margot Robbie and survive? What happens in Quartermaster Stoakes' head when he speaks to someone? And what are the best and worst of 2016? Meanwhile, Star Wars Rogue One is put under the lens. Music by Kevin MacLeod and Charlie Parra
See Mean Joe Green's fight here -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MlYPNj40MQ&t=4s At long last, Robin is able to make her final charge against The Riddler in this week's Batworld, while in the real world Joe Green recounts his experience at Ultra White Collar Boxing in Hull. TREMBLE as Mean Joe Green must conquer The Hammer! QUIVER as you discover what comic book characters women find sexy! SHUDDER in the face of what is by far the greatest challenge Robin and Nightwing have ever faced... Music by Kevin MacLeod and The Noveltones
It's the comeback you've all awaited for! Yes, it's Batworld Part 2, as Carrie Kelly gets some assistance from Barbara Gordon in her quest to save Batman. Meanwhile, on the Battleship Potemkast, Quartermaster Stoakes is given instructions from the universe while Captain Cook shoots a child in the face with silly string. ... but wait... there's a familar, camp presense aboard the ship... bwuueeerrgh!
Music by Kevin MacLeod
It's a new day, and a new day brings a lot of new segments. You've genuinely not heard anything you've heard before. You will hear the Top Ten Movie Soundtracks according to a critic and a comedian, Captain Cook will break down his love of Metallica and the new album in particular, and Quartermaster Stoakes takes on the role of game master in a devilish new Batman game... ... hold on, I thought we were doing new things...
Music by Kevin MacLeod, Poway Bob, Shirley Walker, Krissie Fox & The MSsoundeffects
This, dear listener, is a message from the Year 2020. I remember that on the sixth Bumper Potemkast we broke the space-time continuum after covering Regular Joe's boxing debut, reviewing Arrival, covering UFC 205. Still, it's not so bad. I managed to send footage of 2020's Presidential debate, and I now know who would be hosting the Battleship Potemkast if Quartermaster Stoakes wasn't here. Signed Captain Cook.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Halloween isn't done with us yet as the Battleship Crew have spooky times ahead of them. Captain Cook smashes the fourth wall apart, Quartermaster Stoakes explains how the Electoral College works, Ouija Origin of Evil and Nintendo Switch are both examined, in tonight's main event the Hell Heavyweight Championship is defended!
Music by Kevin MacLeod and Jim Johnston
The end of October comes, and with such a horrific Halloween, it only feels appropriate to end it with the Critic vs Comedian as they battle over the greatest horror movie of all time; The Thing or The Exorcist! Meanwhile, movie critic Quartermaster Stoakes peers over Dr Strange, Regular Joe helps us pick out the best betting options for UFC 205, and Captain Cook reveals his greatest fear... Support Regular Joe in his upcoming charity boxing bout by giving this link a poke -> https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/uwcb-joegreen1645041507
Music by Kevin MacLeod, Toby Fox, Disasterpiece, Bulldog Mansion and Led Foot
The two most popular things in the world, Batman and zombies, meet at long last on the Battleship Potemkast! With revelations about the guillotine, agreements over the best horror film, and what actually counts as a zombie anyway, you will laugh, cry and scream in this episode!
Music by Herbert Chappell and Kevin MacLeod
Audio only slashers? Check. Joker holograms? Check. Diving for sharks? Check. It can only be an episode of the Battleship Potemkast, where Captain Michael Cook gushes over VR, Quartermaster Stoakes gains a powerful new ally, and both of them love Halloween.
... the movie, not the holiday. Though they love the holiday too.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
On this week's special bumper edition of Battleship Potemkast, the boys explore themes such as sci-fi horror, Don't Breathe, Liverpudlian philistines, Luke Cage, disliking Suicide Squad, dragons made of kung fu and the amount of fucks McGregor and Diaz give.
Music by Kevin MacLeod