So here we are, the final episode - and we’re really pushing the boat out. This week, Kelvin’s asking the questions, so expect a thorough interrogation of Crease’s body, and a pedantic dissection of the best alien. Then the listeners pose us some questions, and to win one final, petty argument, Kelvin must smell Crease.
012 - WELCOME TO THE EMPORIUM
After coming together to help a trapped cow, Kelvin and Crease find reasons to disagree about cage fighting children and the definition of a sport. Crease also explores the possibility of witnessing his own funeral, and Kelvin explores the possibility of opening his own Evil Shop.
006 - REMEMBER WHAT A BIRD IS
Sensitive soul, Crease, wants us to estimate how many animals we’ve inadvertently killed. Whereas, pedantic soul, Kelvin, thinks he has a better question. After that, we demoralise crap ghosts, design the perfect genitals… and Kelvin thoroughly dismantles The Walrus Topic.
003 - STRAIGHT TALKING CANNIBALS
We’ve held off for three episodes; but it’s time for us to discuss the selection process for cannibalism.
We also have a chat about a bizarre local event that’s taking place, and address a handful of topics from the listeners - for context, we should probably point out that the show was originally recorded live for online radio.
So, is Kelvin’s opinion on yogurt really more controversial than [REDACTED]?
002 - SAVING A FRIEND THAT DOESN'T EXIST
The episode begins with Crease vividly describing the fantastical thing he did at work, bringing new life into this world via a cow’s vagina.
After that, Kelvin shows a bizarre level of contempt for both science *and* magic, and the two of us have an argument about who matters more in a rescue attempt; the hostage or Kelvin.