Welcome to the Idiots of Facebook podcast! In episode ten, we listen to the daughter of legendary actor Marlon Brando’s thoughts on the Oscars, catch up with Frank and Leah Shameless, and learn that one of the Idiots we have read for has passed away! Lucky for us, this idiot’s friends didn’t and we do touching readings of their eulogies of the departed Facebook friend they never met in real life. Don’t worry, we put the sad Hulk music behind it so you’ll know when to be sad. Oh yeah, that’s not all! Next, we meet Angelo! He used to sing in the Puerto Rican boy band Menudeo. Now he’s all grown up, and his popularity has gone nowhere but up. Oh wait, that was supposed to be just “nowhere.” Don’t worry though, he’s making a comeback by starting a Youtube channel where he records himself acting all sexy and singing over karaoke tracks! He only has about a dozen fans so far, but boy are they stupid. So we do dramatic readings of their messages to Angelo for your listening pleasure. So pop in some fake blue contacts, put on your most ripped-up tank top, and stick us in your ears!
EPISODE EIGHT
What’s up, my honkies! It’s that time again. As usual, we bring you two classic Idiots of Facebook segment. In part one of this two part series, instead of delving into the trials and tribulations of one idiot, we hit on several of them to bring you a smorgasbord of low IQ narcissism. But wait, there’s more! We introduce you to hunky beefcake sensation, Angelo! He was in the Puerto Rican boy band Menudeo, but now he’s all grown up, and lucky for us, hasn’t given up his love for music! He’s got the body of the Hulk and the voice of Stephano. And he has VERY interesting fans on Facebook. So kick back, put on your favorite Taylor Swift karaoke track, and put us in your earholes, my soldiers!