Hi and hello, this is Chuck Turtleman bringing you episode 17 of the Idiots of Facebook podcast! On tonight’s show, we look at Christmas posts from our favorite idiots, including Frank’s tree and what he wants for Christmas. No spoilers or anything, but it’s a girlfriend again. He also informs us that he wants to win the lottery, though when asked, admits he doesn’t buy tickets. But don’t worry, he has a plan. We next dive into the mind of Krystal Keith, and see what he’s up to and how many bicycles he’s had stolen since we last checked in. All this, two original songs, and much more. So stick us in your earholes.
EPISODE FOURTEEN
Hi folks, it’s Chuck Turtleman, your diligent and uncommonly attractive host. Tonight we’re bringing you a very special episode of Idiots of Facebook! In this show, we will cover the Holy Trinity of low IQ social media posters -Frank, Lisa, and Krystal Keith! Much like the mass of these three, the bulk of the show’s focus is mostly on Frank, though. We learn that Frank is unhappy with the supreme court ruling that gays can marry and he doesn’t want to live in a gay world, ok! He also shares his feelings on those who block people on Facebook, lets us know that he really wants a lady, and finally gives us all a big scare! Frank is considering closing his flower store on Facebook where he posts a beautiful flower photo every day (or at least a couple of times a week) for his bellas. But don’t worry, Frank rigs the election so the Frankie’s Flower Shop and Old Times is still in business -just don’t expect the flowers to have names. All this, a boatload of casual racism and homophobia and so much more… so stick it in your ears!
EPISODE TWELVE
In this action-packed episode of Idiots of Facebook, we get to know a whole slew of Cheeky Franks, learn why Frank’s hacker is so jealous, and move on to the second installment of the Saga of Krystal Keith. We get to follow his love life, and learn there might be more to his little ladybug than meets the eye. In pahhht two, Frank is on the news, when a big yellow taxi crashes into Sommerville. So pawn your mother’s wedding ring for a new set of earbuds, and stick us in your earholes!
EPISODE ELEVEN
Hi and hello! This week we have an even more special than usual episode of Idiots of Facebook! In episode 11, we not only get updates on Lisa (Beep)do and Frank, but we meet an all new idiot! We call him Krystal Keith. This part time motel maintenance man and full time lover is a very upfront gentleman. We discuss rustic woodworking, crystal methamphetamine, and the best way to display your penis for a dick pick (It’s either on a bicycle seat or stuck in a bag of weed, we can’t decide) All this, a side of Little Caesar’s and a dash of Fangelos, so put us in your ears!