143 - STAR WARS AND DICKS

Welcome to episode 143 The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

It’s both an exciting and stressful episode as it was being recorded in the last hours of Greg’s ‘Read Five Designs’ Kickstarter to fund the Star Wars Kenner toy guide he’s been working on, and at this point, it was close to going either way. So there are updates throughout and the guys discuss the journey of the Kickstarter experience. Both Greg and Joe are a little intoxicated too which only adds to the excitement.

While still on a Star Wars hype Greg shares his excitable thoughts on the season two finale of The Mandalorian, we talk about Nic Cage getting his own Netflix show on the history of the swearing, and the craziness around the long-awaited game Cyberpunk 2077, which Greg and Joe have been playing and so much more!

142 - OF MICE & MONOLITH

Welcome to episode 142 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

We're back over the skype waves and after a quick catch up Greg shares the (hopefully) final installment of the ongoing mouse saga and then we dive into Geezedropping.

We look at some strange, odd, annoying, and interesting recent 'news' stories including Tik Tok influencers shaving their teeth for the perfect smile, the Monolith that's appearing and disappearing around the globe, and a lady who regrets getting her dog paw prints tattooed on her breasts. An apology to one of our listeners backfires which derails everything.

We talk about so much more and have a laugh all the way through.

Enjoy

141 - MOUSE GAMES

Welcome to episode 141 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

We're back over the skype waves and we quickly realise we both pre-gamed a little too hard before recording and are all other place making each other laugh. It's not entirely our fault either as we were having Skype delay issues (which haven't affected the audio of the podcast) which was throwing us off. But man we had fun.

We talk two years since our unofficial (official in our hearts) Town Ambassador of Kingston, Moses passed away, Joe loses it in Geezedropping, Greg is disgruntled by the news of a Short Circuit remake, we visit another unusual wedding tradition and we revisit agony aunts with someone who always poos when they cum, oh dear. Greg also gives an update on 'Mouse watch' and the plans to make it 'disappear' gangster style.

We talk about so much more and laugh silly till the end. Join us.

140 - REVENGE OF THE MOUSE

Welcome to episode 140 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe.

We're back over the skype waves catching up on life, Lockdown, how Covid has changed our lives and what the future holds, our pub visit before lockdown, and how Joe is coping with falling back into a working routine.

We talk about the US election and how we rely on Tom and Ant from Anywhere But Here Podcast to explain politics for us, Greg launches his Read Five Designs Kickstarter to help get the Star Wars book he's working on to get made and he also tells Joe about a recent Mouse encounter which is ongoing.

We also look at a couple of bizarre new stories, one where a young man was fined £300 for breaching lockdown restrictions to watch park doggers and another where a groom to be is freaked out by his Fiancee's family Wedding night sex ritual.

All this and more!

139 - I CALLED THINGS OFF WITH RAY & YSED SAGE TO KEEP HIM AT BAY

Welcome to episode 139 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe.

We talk over the Skype waves about our new lives in this age of Covid, such as new jobs & Zoom interviews vs in-person interviews. We have Geezdrops all sent in by you.

We get sidetracked a lot, as we’ve both got quite a buzz on & have a lot of fun on this episode.

Amethyst Realms is back and her wedding to her ghost lover, Ray, has hit a few issues, such as Ray partying too much with his spirit crew. We talk the world record for w*nking, Iceland supermarket sends a chicken nugget into space and a football stadium gets a new name but not the one the fans voted for.

A real fun episode where we laugh ourselves silly.

138 - THE BRASSIERE REPAIR SHOP

Welcome to episode 138 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe.

This episode was good old catch up, but of course, we kick things off with Geezedropping, we talk about the latest Ritz Cricker & Dick Disturbance radio play installment ‘The Mosaic’, which came out last week, and what we can expect from the next & final part.

We talk about some other projects we are working on from hip hop drawings to Star Wars photography, we talk about a dentist pulling teeth on a hoover board, the conversation takes some odd turns from a face full of teeth to Joe opening a brassiere repair shop.

It’s an odd but fun episode as always! Enjoy.

RADIO PLAY: RITZ & DICK IN... THE MOSAIC

The adventures of Detectives Ritz Cricker & Dick Disturbance conclude. The follow-up radio play to ‘Rise of the Moonwalkers’ and 'The Time Vagina' is finally here.... The Mosaic.

After running the Moonwalkers out of town, saving Grimwood from being destroyed when the Time Vagina opened by running into it, they are now trapped in 1882. Grimwood in 1882 is a very dangerous place as Ritz and Dick face off against the town's historical serial killer... The Mosaic.

Our heroes must find their only hope of ever getting home, Sally Dinners, who missing in time, face off against Mayor Quench Thirsty in a town that respects and loves him, while trying to solve the case of the murderous The Mosaic as the bodies pile up or Ritz and Dick face the gallows.

This is the epic final installment of the radio play trilogy, brought to you by the twisted minds behind The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe.

Full-on comedy, action, drama & adventure awaits....

Written & produced by Greg Armstrong, starring Greg Armstrong and Joe Jackson. Starring Ed Wooderson, with Tom & Ant of the Anywhere But Here Podcast.

137 - IS A BLOKE W*NKING SEXY?

Welcome to episode 137 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe.

We are back over the Skype waves, with a bunch of fresh Geezedrops sent in from you lovely listeners. We talk the sad news of the Crobar closing, the Alan Partridge Brass statue that popped up overnight in Norwich, Aarron Carters porn debut where he plays guitar naked and knocks one out in the shower, Vietnam repackage over 300,000 used condoms for resale, and we have a good old chinwag about what we are watching, what we are playing and what we are looking forward to coming out.

We also talk about the next installment of the Ritz Cricker & Dick Disturbance Radio Play 'The Mosaic Part One' which coming next week! All this and much more.

136 - I NEED TO BE ONGOING NOW

Welcome to episode 136 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe.

For the first time in what feels like forever we record in the same room, at a distance of course. No real episode planned but we took the chance we had to record together and catch up on how life has been over the last year. We have a bumper edition of Geezedrops as Greg was fully stocked for the first time in a while. We talk about stoned situations we found ourselves in during our younger days, our first pub experiences, Joe tries some Trinidad Scorpion chili crisps, and the Micky Marzano pizza Greg is always banging on about and we wrap up in classic fashion with an incest story.

All this and more.

135 - BLUE PETERING

Welcome to episode 135 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe.

This episode, after a catch-up, Greg shares some stories from his family camping trip including a traumatic encounter with a swan, we reflect on the very sad passing of Chadwick Boseman & have some hilarious Geezedrops to dissect.

Then we dive into some recent stories including a local one about a man seen strolling naked in the park at 6 am, David Blaine's recent balloon stunt, Blue Petering (a weird term we made up for... well, it’s best to just listen rather then me explain this madness) and we wrap up with a classic incest story!

All this & more.

134 - A LOT OF HOO-HA & SEXUAL TROLLS.

Welcome to episode 134 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. We catch up on life in the new normal with our first venture to a pub in months, the crazy heat & weather we’ve been enduring, Greg went to Chessington World of Adventures, Joe took a trip to Bournemouth, we talk pizza from Micky Marzano's & after having none last episode we return to with fresh slab of Geezedropping.

We discuss the Blockbuster Video Airb&b, the Trolls World Tour doll pulled from sale amidst pedophile grooming accusations, and then we dive into the origins of everyday sayings such as ‘dressed to the nines’ & ‘Straight from the horse's mouth’. All this & much more.

133 - IAN BEALE, HE'S BEEN THROUGH A FAIR BIT.

Welcome to episode 133 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe, it's a sunny Sunday afternoon, Gregs hungover and Joe is knackered, so we pour ourselves a drink, open Skype and have some fun.... by talking, not sex stuff.

This episode we catch up, talk recent large spider encounters, an OAP who didn't realise it was illegal to have sex with dogs, Joes experience watching Uncut Gems, Greg cut his thumb slicing bread and much more.

We finally attempt to look over the life of Eastender's character, Ian Beale. A lot happens to this dude, it's all confusing, incestuous, and hilarious.

132 - HE'S A WRECKING MACHINE!!!

Welcome to episode 132 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe, we talk about life in the new normal, Greg (who is less sober than he has been through the lockdown episodes) gives his Last of Us Part 2 update & Joe gives an update on his Marvel Movie viewing.

We share some great Geezedrops including a pretty epic one from the park. It’s another random conversation episode, meaning we talk a lot of sh*t, including talking about sh*t, hot crisps, The Old Guard, the Loch Ness Monster & so much more. We look at how this year could get crazier by discussing raccoon dogs, along with all the other madness listed but not really seen such as murder hornets & mega rats.

We talk about some crack heads who got into a confusing situation involving a Kinder Egg being pulled out of a vagina & a harsh beating which was all put aside to carrying on taking drugs.

Basically there's a lot going on and we laugh ourselves stupid.

131 - SUPER KARENS

Welcome to episode 131 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe, and we are once again joining you during the tail end of lockdown.

This episode we end up not sticking to the episode plan and just have a chat. We talk about how easy it is to get labeled, such as being called a Karen, reflect on how Lockdown has affected us, and how life has changed going forward.

We talk about our recent wonder in the woods with Ed, TV shows we are watching, Hamilton on Disney+, the pubs reopening, Greg has been playing The Last Of Us 2 and Joe is still working his way through the Marvel movies, and much more.

It's a really fun episode where Greg and Joe do what they do best... chat shit and make each other laugh.

130 - BISCUIT DABBLING

Welcome to episode 130 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe, and we are once again joining you during the tail end of lockdown.

Another fun-packed episode, we catch up on life, the sad passing of British Actor Ian Holm then dive into our last couple of Lockdown Geezdrops.

We talk about a pair of identical twins who share the same boyfriend and have an unhealthy exercise obsession, we look over common sex mistakes according to a recent survey, and then we share Britain's top choice of biscuits before sharing our own top five biscuit choices, it's a lot more fun than it sounds.

129 - BROOM HANDLE FANTASIES

Welcome to episode 129 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe, and we are once again joining you during the (starting to ease) lockdown.

This is a packed episode, we have a catch-up, talk about the Chicago Bulls docuseries 'The Last Dance', two men hired to perform a sexual fantasy involving a broom break into the wrong house, a man dies from toad venom at a porn stars house, the Twitch streamer who identifies as deer and much more.

We wrap up discussing our top five episodes of The Simpsons, which is great fun.

128 - ZOOM COURT

Welcome to episode 128 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe, and we are once again joining you during the lockdown.

This episode celebrates five years of The All Seeing Guys! Crazy right? After we have a quick lockdown catch up talking about McDonald's drive-through queues & a murder on Zoom, we look back to past episodes and give updates on some of our favorite stories we covered. We also discuss our top 5 video games and Nic Cage!

All this and so much more!

127 - IT ALWAYS GOES WRONG WHEN YOU MENTION DMX

Welcome to episode 127 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe, and we are once again joining you during the lockdown.

We catch up on life in lockdown here in the UK, then lighten the mood with another recent story about objectophilia, last episode it was a woman dating a chandelier, this episode its a woman marrying a Boeing 737-800, we discuss the baby name, X Æ A-12, Elon Musk and Grimes have chosen for their newborn son, the TikTok 'challenge' where you simply piss yourself and we wrap up with Joes top ten albums.

All this and so much more.

126 - ESSENTIAL LOVE IN A TRANSIT VAN

Welcome to episode 126 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe, and we are once again joining you during the lockdown.

We share our personal bee in our bonnets on the surge of social media challenge nominations, we aren’t saying they are bad & we would accept it if didn’t mean having to nominate other people... maybe, I mean, we’re also lazy with that sh*t.

We revisit an old story with a new update involving a lady who is in a relationship with a 92-year-old German Chandelier named 'Lumiere'. We learn about a woman thriving during lockdown with her ‘essential service’ to satisfy men in the back of her camper van for a reasonable fee, as well as bringing back our Agony Aunt segment, looking at how an affair is tough but not impossible during lockdown... even if it should be.

We play a preview of Tom from AnyWhere But Here’s new podcast documentary series called ‘Banned Biographies’ covering some of the most notorious bands to ever grace the world's stages, check it out. All this & much more!

125 - PAT SHARPS GUANTANAMO BAY & LOCKDOWN LIFE

Welcome to episode 125 of The All Seeing Guys, we know we said this would be a regular length episode with 2020 Kebab award coverage, however, we had some technical difficulties recording this episode, 125 is a cursed number to us now. Not to worry though, it only affects the episode in that it’s slightly shorter in length, everything else is fine. I had to cut the kebab award discussion but we’ll revisit it later, and we have sorted the issues going forward so back to normal episodes next time!

We catch up on how lockdown life is treating us, how it’s affecting the British public, we look at a story from all the way back in February when life was very different & customers in a Poundworld were tricked into licking the staffs feet, we talk the neighborhood app & an agony aunt who gives advice we can get behind.

All this & a little bit more.