124 - WE'RE BACK & DISCOROLLERS - THE IDEAS

We're back and we have brand new Dicerollers Tracks with us! The world has gone to shit since we recorded episode 123, so plenty to catch up on.

This was a bit of a test run as it's the first time we've recorded in different locations, Joe is at his house, Greg is at his, and although we missed being in the same room it was still a lot of fun and the process worked remarkably well.

We catch up on the global pandemic, life in lockdown, working from home, the 5G theory and much more. This is a special episode as after we finish our chit chat we play the entire new Dicerollers EP! All our new tracks in their entirety, something we have worked very hard on and are really excited to share with our listeners, friends, and family. You can find the full Dicerollers 'The Ideas EP' on all streaming services including Spotify, Apple Music as well as Soundcloud and Bandcamp.

So pour yourself a drink, light up a zute, wash your hands and kick back at a safe distance from anyone else and chill with The All Seeing Guys.

Its good to be back, enjoy.

BONUS: LET'S DO A FLASHBACK EPISODE - PART THREE

Yes, it's another 'Flashback' episode but fear not, during this current craziness that is going on we have put things in place that will allow us to record remotely, so if all goes to plan we will have brand new episodes of The All Seeing Guys coming out during this unsociable and uncertain time. 

This episode Greg catches up on what's been going on and shares the audio from a little recent catch up with Joe. Then we go into clips taken from episodes 40-60. There were so many fun bits in here to choose which is why this is a longer episode. 

Hope you enjoy and we'll have a new episode with you very soon.

BONUS: LET'S DO A FLASHBACK EPISODE - PART TWO

Welcome to The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. 

If you are a regular listener you'll know after a solid run of almost five years without missing an episode we have hit a bump with no longer having a set time and location to record, meaning for the first time we are going to miss some episode releases. However, we aren't going cold turkey and leaving your ears without us just yet. 

We've gone back and put a series of flashback episodes together, this one features clips from episodes 20 to 40. This is where we really hit our stride, we have our one year birthday of the show during this set of flashbacks with lots of guest audio clips that were sent in and sprinkled across this episode. We had loads of guests during these episodes, Caz Woolcocks, Ed Wooderson, Calum Wright, Ben Monopoli, Elizabeth Armstrong, Jay and Tony, Tom Snape, Chris Fordrey and Jason Armstrong. 

This flashback episode really reminds us why we love doing the show.

BONUS: LET'S DO A FLASHBACK EPISODE - PART ONE

Welcome to The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. 

If you are a regular listener you'll know after a solid run of almost five years without missing an episode we have hit a bump with no longer having a set time and location to record, meaning for the first time we are going to miss some episode releases. However, we aren't going cold turkey and leaving your ears without us just yet. 

We've gone back and put a series of flashback episodes together, starting with this one, which has clips from episodes 1 to 20. Our first ever batch, kicking off with our first-ever episode all those years ago.  

It was a long of fun diving back into these and really seeing how over all this time the show hasn't changed much and we haven't grown as people. 

Enjoy

123 - HUGE ORANGE AURA

Welcome to episode 123 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. 

We are joined by our very good friend Pete Miller aka Apollo KiDD aka @phyneart on Instagram. Pete has been friends with Greg for 15 years, joined on Dicerollers tracks and drawn the artwork for the upcoming Dicerollers EP. 

We reminisce about meeting each other, the music we made, and the laughs we had, Greg has a revelation about Short Circuit 2. We dive into a couple of random news stories such as women who claim to have had alien hybrid babies, Wendy Williams farting on live tv... or did she? We briefly touch on the passing of Kobe Bryant, talk about the lady who eats a tub of talcum powder a day and exchange some old retail war stories. 

We also talk about how weird stuff happens to Greg or when he is around and how a couple of strangers have commented on his orange aura. 

All this and much more. 

122 - EXCUSE ME! I HATE PEAS!

Welcome to episode of 122 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. 

We kick off as always with our eavesdropping stranger's conversations segment, Geezedropping! Greg slips into 'This is happening on Eastenders' mode which triggers a brief stroll down Albert Square's memory lane, and then we dive into our main theme for the episode. 

Back in February 2018, we did the 'Tuck It In Special: Bad Pub Reviews' episode. After popular demand, we are revisiting this but with a few local food places too. It's a lot of fun as we dive into the Google reviews for these establishments, some good, some bad, some hilarious and of course, we spin into a few random conversations along the way. Also, Greg shares a story where a random woman in Sainsbury's invites him to lunch. 

All this and much more.

121 - THIS PODCAST WILL SELF DESTRUCT

Welcome to the first episode of 2020 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. 

Greg and Joe talk New Year celebrations, Joe's weekend in London, Greg's embarrassing attempt at buying a kebab in a non-sober state, and there's some great Geezedrops, things we and you the listener have heard from eavesdroppings strangers conversations. 

This episode marks the last recording session in Joe's flat which has served us well since episode 70, meaning that for the first time in almost five years we won't constantly be hitting our bi-weekly episode release, however, this is not the end and new episodes will continue. 

We talk about a news story where a guy woke up Christmas morning to find an intruder sucking his toes, the predictions of 2020 from a New Malden psychic who was an Egyptian queen and a lion in his past lives, and from a lady who uses asparagus to predict the future and much more. 

We wrap the episode with a new track from Dicerollers 'Brace For Impact'.

120 - GOODBYE 2019

Welcome to episode 120 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe.

We see out 2019 the same way we welcomed it, chatting shit. Greg and Joe catch up after the holidays, exchange festive tales, Greg’s involves deposing off a dead mouse on Christmas morning. 

We talk a few highlights and odd stories of 2019, such as sunning your arsehole, the vagina museum and more. We look at the biggest films of 2019 and what we're looking forward to in 2020. And as always at the end of the year, we do our celebrity death list of those who sadly didn't make it to 2020. 

We play out with a brand new Dicerollers track that no one else has heard yet called 'Whiskey Funk',  a silly fun song about getting smashed on whiskey, to get you in the 2020 partying mood. 

119 - HOLD MY C@CK

Welcome to episode 119 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe

We let the conversation take us this episode, talking where we were 100 episodes ago, Greg ran the Adidas Fulham 10k, Joe's realisation that he eats too many crisps, weird places to get laid, random interactions with strangers & more.

We have a local story from good old Surbiton involving a train disruption, a startled pig & a packet of crisps. As you may know from previous episodes we are no strangers to talking about incest, but this time we learn about Jedcest, yes, it’s Jedward related.

Then we grab the zoom mic & go for a walk around the block because... why not? It does get a tad windy in spots but I’d only a short fun segment.

We end the episode with a new track from AnyWhoMusic ft Greg & DEVOUR BALLADS called A World Away.

118 - MASHED ON POTATOES

Welcome to episode 118 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe. 

Following a story, Joe tells about accidentally elbowing a woman in the head on a train whilst using his phone, Greg shares the unusual position he has adopted while playing the PlayStation.

We dive into a couple of odd news stories such as East 17’s Brian Harveys outburst at the Job Centre. There’s a Flat Earth story to trigger and Joe & £1m worth of sex toys stolen from a truck.

117 - GREG & JOE TAKE AN IQ TEST

Welcome to episode 117 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. 

This week we talk 'Sounding' which is inserting metal into your bell end for sexual gratification. A hot sauce has an extra kick after meth was found inside as part of a smuggling attempt into Australia. A 'Boy Meets World' actor is enticed into porn after she found the script ‘very well written’.

Joe & Greg attempt a simple three-question IQ test... listen to find out how we did, spoiler... we aren’t geniuses. Back Street Boys ‘I want it that way’ gets the Wankerty Wank treatment.

All this & more. 

116 - COULD WE BE REBOOTING FRIENDS ANYMORE?

Welcome to episode 116 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

Following some conflicting opinions on Twitter about the very popular 90's sitcom, Friends, Greg looks at a couple of fan theories surrounding the show then we discuss how they would reboot the show. Our reboot includes a serial killer, Tourettes, an Indian comedian, and a ferret. 

Joe dives into a couple of disturbing news stories including the couple who adopted a 6-year-old Ukrainian girl with dwarfism who claimed she was actually a 22-year old sociopath masquerading a child, this one freaked Greg out a bit.  

We wrap up the episode by giving the Robbie Williams song, Rock DJ the Wankerty Wank treatment, we play out with a new track from Rob Augustus (who made our theme tune) aka DEVOUR BALLADS new track 'Half Replicant' from the album 'not an imposter but something close to the real thing'. 

115 - GOOD BIT OF RUB & TOUGH MUDDER

Welcome to episode 115 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

We talk Eastenders after catching a recent episode, Greg shares his Tough Mudder adventure, we dive into the Google review page of 'Goshtasp Tourisme' who reviews his local shops, car parks & benches. Not entirely sure if it’s for real or not, you decide. We look at the 'dress code' of a restaurant which was accused of being subtlety racist which sparks a conversation about restaurants and buffets. 

In a shake-up of normal procedure, we do Geezedropping at the end and wrap up the episode with the trailer for the last part in our Ritz and Dick radio play trilogy. 

114 - W*NK GOBLIN

Welcome to episode 114 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

A real fun silly episode, we don't hang around, straight into our eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. Then into a fun list of strange news stories Greg has been building and by 'news stories' we mean weird sh*t on the internet. Join us as we talk the Vegan in Australia who upset a lot of her neighbours, a couple who got a bit cheeky in Nando's, a 57-year-old newly widowed woman who was engaged in a very public lewd sex act on a train to Basildon with a 64-year-old man, the mysterious person who wears a TV on their head leaving old TVs on porches in Virginia, and a creepy kid who thinks he's a reincarnation of Princess Diana. We, of course, get sidetracked massively along the way which leads us to the characters we made up of 'The Finger Troll' and 'The W*nk Goblin'. 

We finish up with a Wankerty Wank, this time it's the 'You want to know how I got these scars' speech from The Joker in The Dark Knight. 

Enjoy. 

113 - DEVILISH

Welcome to episode 113 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

The guys catch up talking Joe's holiday to France, Greg's strange trip to the dentist to have his wisdom tooth out and he talks his family trip to the Tiny Dancers Family Rave. After a catch-up and our eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping which includes an international edition of Geezedrops from our roaming Northern reporter, Sam, we move on to discuss a question Joe recently fielded to Facebook, When you were in secondary school, what was the best rumour you remember going around the school? 

It was impossible for us to not mention the massive semen explosion after a blaze hit a Bull artificial insemination factory. But we don't finish there, recently someone forced a bot to watch over 1,000 of Batman movies then instructed the bot to write it's own batman movie. Using the first page of the script we radio played it up, wrapping up the episode with Botman! 

112 - SURREY DOGGING

Welcome to episode 112 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

We talk our recent Dicerollers gig, seeing Hobo Johnson live in our town of Kingston Upon Thames and of course, our eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping.

The last episode took a dark turn as we talked bodies found in odd places which ended up horrifying us, so we start this episode light & fun. We talk about something that is rife in our surrounding areas & can’t believe we haven’t discussed it before... we’re talking about Dogging. We look at what dogging is, the rules & the Surrey hot spots.

To finish the episode, off the back of the hot sauce interview format from Hot Ones we did for episode 100. We look to another less fun & interesting but very popular piece of pointless YouTube content to rip off. 10 things ‘usually an actor’ can’t live without. It’s usually very un-relatable as it’s rich actors and the things they usually can’t live without are sunglasses, fancy earplugs, expensive kicks, air cleaners, Botox & Bentleys, basically, the idea is that its material objects. We couldn’t pick 10 things, so we go with five. Actually gets a bit sentimental & serious... but not too much.

Enjoy

111 - WE THOUGHT DEAD BODIES WOULD BE FUN... WE WERE WRONG!

Welcome to episode 111 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. 

A slightly different episode, mainly focusing on one theme like the old days of the show, only.... the theme is pretty dark, we thought it would be funny but all we did was horrify and depress ourselves. We are talking dead bodies, odd places they have been found, bodies found years later, bodies found cut up and sewn together in labs, tombs of bones found, basically, this episode has a high body count. 

We do give Natalie Imbruglia's 'Torn' the Wankerty Wank treatment. Fun fact about 'Torn' which we don't address on the show, it's actually a cover. LA alt-rock band Ednaswap actually wrote the back in 1993. However, they weren’t the first to record it, that goes to a Danish singer called Lis Sørensen, and the song was translated and retitled ‘Brændt’ (Danish for ‘burnt’). So there you go. 

Enjoy. 

110 - IT COULDN'T BE YOU (THE LOTTERY WINNERS CURSE)

Welcome to episode 110 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

As always we kick off with our 'Geezedropping' segment where we share snippets of conversations overheard by strangers while out and about. Then we jump into the world of UK Lottery Winners who were affected by the 'Winners Curse'. Our thoughts and experiences with playing the Lottery and gambling in general. An odd story involving a couple who married on their first date and the new husband, Lee, moved in with her and her two exes... also named Lee.

It was late and hot while recording, we were feeling it a little, so we went out. That's right, we grabbed the Zoom mic, a can of rum each and went for a walk outside to cool off and finish the podcast. 

It was fun... although Joe was attacked by every insect out there. 

109 - THE INTERNET HAS BEEN WEIRDER THAN USUAL LATELY

Welcome to episode 109 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

We catch up with some rather odd public displays we've witnessed recently before diving into our eavesdropping segment 'Geezedropping' when we share snippets of conversation heard by strangers while out and about. 

Then we dive into recent internet fads which have been doing the rounds, the old face generated photos from Face App which filled our feeds briefly replacing the 'Lets Storm Area 51' memes which we also discuss. A man in gimp suit lurking in the darkness of a sleepy Somerset village and a story which had quite the headline 'Grindr serial killer's drug dealer found guilty of Bond actors murder' and it all took place in Greg's ends, Chessington. 

We give Nickelback's 'How You Remind Me' the Wankerty Wank treatment with hilarious results and finish things off with a hot sauce sent to us from Earthtide drummer, Steve McGuigan which certainly hit the spot. 

108 - WHY DON'T YOU SET FIRE TO YOURRSELF ANYMORE? WITH ED WOODERSON

Welcome to episode 108 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe..... and ED!

That's right the wind beneath our wings, the patty to our buns, the red cup to our rum Ed Wooderson is back on the show.... which means we are rather drunk going in. As always we kick off with Geezedropping sharing and reacting to snippets of overheard conversation from strangers. We discuss the world of dating and relationships. How we met our other halves, which in Ed's case involved a hair cut mishap and setting himself on fire.

We talk the trend known a 'foodie calls' where people only go on dates to get a free meal in a place they really want to visit. Of course this all leads us to a recent incest story (it's been awhile).

Last time Ed was on we made up our own agony aunt which we try and again this episode. Being drunk, conversation sometimes take a political turn involving some recent horrific events but it's ok, we all have a sing song at the end.