Episode 32 of The All Seeing Guys is packed as we talk Suicide Squad cry babies, the Rio Olympic fails, the oral sex coffee shop opening in Switzerland, romances on death row, a mother son incest story which was in the news this week, a girl going the wrong way about turning her boyfriend into a vampire & much more! It gets nasty.
031 - "BITCH PLEASE" WITH LIZZIE ARMSTRONG
Episode 31 of The All Seeing Guys is here & it's a new dawn as we present our new original theme tune by Rob Augustus. Things take a hilarious turn when Gregs wife Lizzie joins Greg & Joe to talk Most Haunted, Pokemon GO & help us give unwanted advice in an agony aunt special that spirals out of control into Shoe Sniffing, amputee sucking, Ghostbusting haunted sanitary towels, Disney Fantasia being terrifying, incest, people we know who have done awesome charity cycles & walks including the recent #TorbanWalks & relationships on Facebook'. All that & more!
030 - UNPLANNED ft CALUM WRIGHT: "THE INTERNETS WEIRD INNIT"
Episode 30 of TASG is here, & to celebrate we are joined by everyone's favourite 1970s Phil Collins lookalike, The Fighting Cocks bar manager 'Calum Wright' for our first ever unplanned episode! That's right, we have no notes or set topics. Instead, we have make a BBQ in a bucket, get wasted & go wherever the conversation takes us, which is to some pretty strange places, Very Important Peado, Willy Wanker & the chocolate factory, theatre troops, lip sniffing, old games consoles, Goldeneye on the N64, the magical wonder that is the Internet & much more! We play out with a new track from Sing a Storm.
029 - DR CHOCOLATE, OCD, F@CKZILLA! & THE JOHNNY-FIVE SEX TAPE
Welcome to episode 29!! It's a packed one this week! We talk The Wonder Beers album, supermarket chain Iceland trolling Nandos on Twitter, OCD & our odd routines, Greg eats toast before cereal, insta-famous c@nts, click bait, the show hits a new low as we check our junk emails, robot sex & Joe makes dinosaur erotica very.... well, erotic. With our segments 'tuck it in' & 'you didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway' & more!!!
028 - JOE, WATCHER OF REALITY TV; GREG, DEFENDER OF INCEST
Hungover from the drunken mayhem that was episode 27 Greg & Joe take a more chilled approach to this episode. Talking Blink 182 playing our town Kingston, Joe has Geezedropping story involving Twenty One Pilots, a homeless woman & funeral, then we talk REALITY TV! what we watched, watched we didn't, was was hot, what was not, we actually have a conversation but fear not! we very much lower the tone lower than we have before with our agony aunt segment. Enjoy!
027 - ONE YEAR BIRTHDAY PARTY! GET YOUR CLIPS OUT!
Here it is! Episode 27, our One Year party episode where we are in full party spirit & very drunk, maybe too drunk or not drunk enough, you decide! We look over the past year, revisit topics from episode one including the full 2016 Kebab awards, Greg revisits Nandos, celebrity chefs making vape flavours, Bruce Forsyth in Die Hard & much more! Featuring HTWAT, LAB, Open All Powers, Screams & Moans, CWF, Strange times, High Rise, The Observers, The Cocks, Podnose, This Shite Podcast, Empty Rant ending up with a live Rage Against The Machine cover from Earthtide ft Dicerollers.
026 - WHO KILLING DEM CATS, SAUSAGE ROLLING, BALLCUZI & MORE
This episode WE. GO. IN!! The All Seeing Guys bring you episode 26 where shit goes up a notch. Join us dive in to Nandos new menu, secret banter sauce, Joe watches & talks the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles porn parody in the name of 'research', we talk the Croydon Cat killer & pitch it as series 3 of 'Serial', throwing in some Geezedropping, Joes Corner, Agony aunts & sausage rolls! We give shouts to other fave shows & an awesome update on one of Kingston's many live music heroes High Rise. Big question, What's a Ballcuzi? Find out by pressing play!
Remember next episode is our one year celebration show so send us s birthday message! Record it on your phone! Can just be audio & email it to theallseeinguys@gmail.com
025 - JUMANJI REMAKE, FIRST JOB & THE 2016 CELEBRITY CULL
Welcome to Episode 25 of TASG with Greg & Joe. In this episode we are drunkenly joined by our best friend, the third wheel to our reliant robin (and by third wheel I mean the important leading first wheel), our lobster, Ed Wooderson. Join us as talk Jay-Zs new cardigan to him warm in the shade Beyonce thew on him, we pitch our idea for the Jumanji movie reboot, ask what would happen if you swapped body with a stranger, dive into our first ever jobs, Joe burps, we look over the Celebrity death cull of 2016 with fresh updates & prediction because are horrible people with no souls. Enjoy the show!!!
024 - OUR ENDS, KINGSTON UPON THAMES & THE FALLEN DOWN
EPISODE 24 of TASG 'Our Ends, Kingston upon Thames & The Fallen Down Phone Boxes'. Firstly I apologise for sound quality not being as on point, it's not bad though & doesn't effect the show. Joe decided to eat the microphone so he's louder than usual at some points but I'm sure he's not sorry. We talk the fallen down phone boxes, a local Kebab award win, laser quest, a vicious attack on a police blanket, shops that have come & gone such as Books, Bits & Bobs. We answer the big question, is Kingston built over a hell mouth like Sunnydale in Buffy? How awesome would it be if we close the town & play paintball in it? & Whats this 'interested' bollocks on Facebook? We round up with looking at some spooky goings on & our Wankety Wank segment!
023 - HOW MANY TATTOOS YOU GOT? ft GAZ WOOLCOCKS
Welcome to episode 23! This episode we are talking tattoos! 'How many you got?' Greg & Joe are joined by Caz who works in Old London Road Tattoos in Kingston. Join us as we dive into the world of ink in true All Seeing Guys fashion. We talk first tats, what it was, what it is now, Malaya tattoos, Gregs favourite barcode, evil parents, the horrid TV shows that are all the rage now, The daughters of Joes dentist, David Beckham, answer some tattoo themed agony aunts & expose the secret that is Greg & Joes podcast drinking game. We answer the big questions such as 'does it hurt?, should I get one? Should I get a Sea cucumber tattooed on myself?' So stop reading this & hit play!
Like, subscribe, share, comment & review! Tuck it in!
022 - JUMP STREET & THE FALL OF THE FAM
Welcome to Episode 22 of The All Seeing Guys, this week we drunkenly banter our way through a whole range of topics. We talk the new Ghostbusters movie with a live trailer reaction from Joe, Men in Black & a realisation about Will Smith, how awesome dinner is at our friends Eds & Sarah's place, calling in sick at work (flies flying into eyes being a 9/11 conspiracy), putting words such as 'Fam, Roadman & Squad' to rest in 2015 & looking at fresh updates for 2016, & one of our fave subjects, eateries & takeouts! We go for a Naughty Frangos, talk Wimpy, McGangbangs (cue our new 'Bun Burger, Bun, Bun, Bun Burger Bun Bun' song) & tuck in some Yelp reviews. Get this in your ears!
021 - THE THREE STAGES OF HOLIDAYS, WOWZERS & PUB QUIZ
Welcome to Episode 21, this week Greg tells the tale of a recent bizarre encounter he had with one of the many personalities Kingston town has to offer, Joe bumps into a Town Ambassador we discussed previously, then we kick back & have a chilled reminisce of childhood family holidays all the way up to boys weekend in Amsterdam, including stories of Greg almost drowning in cow manure, Joe's time in Kids club, Greg reveals his final words in a moment he thought he was going to perish & Joe goes fishing.
We take a brief visit back to The Fighting Cocks Bar & Live Music Venue as we host the pub quiz & share some of the mayhem with you. Ending with a Kingston Band who are no longer around but still very much built into the fountadtions of Kingston's awesome live music scene we give you Danny Fontaine And The Horns Of Fury!
020 - HOW TO WRITE A PODCAST ft JAY & TONY FROM HOW TO WRITE A TUNE
Episode 20 of The All Seeing Guys is here & it's a special one! Two podcasts, four hosts, One episode. We are joined by Tony & Jay from the very popular podcast 'How To Write a Tune' in their studio (still following?). If you ever wondered what we are actually doing when we bang on about 'Podcasting' then this is the one for you! Join the four of us as we talk the world of Podcasts, why we do it, how we do it, & ...Spice Girls? Theres plenty of laughs along the way. Seeing as we have Jay & Tony on the show we end with a track from their band awesome The Brass Kats.
TASG & HTWAT: How To Write A Podcast
Enjoy!
019 - MODEM LOVE
Welcome to episode 19! Modem Love. Yes we know it's says Modem, it's meant too. Join Joe & Greg for an episode we thought we were too drunk to even do (setting up the mics etc seem to take just as long as recording the episode itself). We pushed through & as always had a blast, this time talking dating, online, supermarket meet ups, old fashion courting, fetishes & much more. So if talk of trotting on a horse as an alternative to taking the morning after pill peaks your interest then join us! It's better if you get wasted like we were recording it to listen. We don't end with a band his week, but try something a little different instead.
Enjoy.
018.5 - WHAT'S IN THE SHOTS?
This isn't episode 19, this is episode 18.5, a special behind the scenes, uncut conversation with Calum, the bar Manager from The Fighting Cocks bar which was the main focus of episode 18. We had a funny as fuck drunken chat with Calum & Jack. We could only use 28 mins of it but only because of the episode length time. So here, its all its drunk glory is the full chat with Calum. So much fun, so much drink & the same question asked too many times 'What are in these shots?', after I've also added the full 'Would you rather' & the our time reading a porn mag with Ellie after.
Enjoy.
Episode 19 will be out as normal next week across all of our regular platforms.
018 - DOWN THE FIGHTING COCKS
Episode 18 of The All Seeing Guys is here! You've heard them talk about The Fighting Cocks bar & venue & mention its staff in most of our episodes, however this time Greg & Joe bring you along. Join us as we venture to the pub for a few beers, whiskies & shots whilst talking to the awesome staff on both sides of the bar who make this place what it is. Filled with banter, a very disgusting & incestuous game of 'Would You Rather', coin tossing, a porn magazine, pinball, live music & kebabs. Covering a wide range of subjects that are too ridiculous to even write. It's basically a party as we get more wasted throughout the night. Huge thanks to Jack, Ellie, Callum & George who appear, didn't have time to catch everyone so Reece, Jane & Adams we'll catch you next time. Thanks to Tyrone, Steve & Chris for joining us briefly & of course to the awesome Earthtide who play us out with a live track from the venue of The Cocks. Let's go to the pub!
017 - SEGMENT SHOWCASE
The All Seeing Guys are back with their 17th episode! A bit of a different episode this week, in the wake of 2016 & moving forward with the show we give you a one off 'Segment Showcase'. New segments, along with the current ones but all updated with new jingles. Fear not though, we get massively side tracked at any given moment & had a hell of a lot of fun recording this one! Tackling big subjects such as having a penis with a knuckle it in, using ACME cartoon tactics to catch someone, being too high to go to Five Guys, feeding Joe a blue pill & sending him to a strip bar & much more. We start 2016 with a bang! We end with music from the Sin Kings.
016 - NEW YEAR SPECIAL: "REVIEW OF" '15 AND CALLING '16
It's 2016 & The All Seeing Guys return more intoxicated than usual with their extended New Year celebratory episode! Looking back over 2015 & predicting what 2016 may bring, from fashion, questionable hair styles, celebrity deaths, movie hits & flops, Greg talks Star Wars, Joe talks not giving a sh*t about Star Wars, Ben Afflecks chiselled arsehole chin, Joes opinions on Justin Bieber, Pierce Morgan, being a c%nt & much much more! It's a packed episode! Along with a couple of our comedy segments it's s fun ride!
We give shouts & talk up Podnose & our fave podcasts & those who have supported us such This Shite Podcast, How To Write a tune, LAB podcast, Open All Hours, Strange Times, CTF podcast, Podcheese & many more.
We end with one of our own tracks as 'Dicerollers'. This is Ep 16 & it's going to be a fun ride!
015 - TUCKING IN CHRISTMAS SPECIAL WITH HARRY BONE
Episode 15, our Christmas special with a special guest 'Harry Bone'. Our first attempt at recording with three hosts did take a slight hit on the sound quality but not the laughs! Join Greg, Joe & Harry as they discuss Christmas, homemade Snooker tables, wanking in Germany, dentists, shitting in a jiffy bag & so much more! Playing us out is he Wonder Beers with their festive new release 'Lets get pissed at Christmas'. We had a lot fun recording this one so enjoy! Merry Christmas & tuck it in!
014 - SPORTING ENTHUSIAST GREG & JOE & CLOG CLOBBING
This episode we talk 'Sport', but in true All Seeing Guys fashion! join us as we relive football at school break time! (if you went to school with us then you may well get a mention on this one), Greg talks about his awkward meeting with ex Chelsea player 'Steve Clarke'. Learn about low key sports such as Clog clobbing, Dwarf throwing, The wankathon, & hairy back growing! Joes corner reopens previous tales of 'Tree fucking' & 'Creepy clowns in vans', and of course our unwanted agony aunt advice! This week we end with the amazing local heroes 'Anonymous Tip'! We give podlove to 'The L.A.B podcast' & 'Caution, Wet Floors'. This will be the last episode until our Christmas Special in Mid December! then we'll back in full force!