013 - CRAZY INTERNET CRAZIES & THE LUIGI BOARD

Episode 13 of The All Seeing Guys is here! We catch up on what's been going on of late, holidays & such, other podcasters, how many shits Greg had abroad recently, & our usual Geezedropping segment discussing overheard conversations from strangers, then get into this episodes main theme, internet crazes & the crazies doing them! Including Neckronomiate, planking, train surfing, the fire challenge & more! Joes nasty little corner of fear/weird & our unwanted agony advice! A slightly longer episode than usual but we got really into this one. We end with a track from a great Irish garage rock Band 'Petty Youth'.

012 - BEE IN THE BONNET BONANZA!

Episode 12 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe is here, this episode we pull together all our bees in our bonnets and talk through them. From those little annoying yellow Minions to self service till registers. Of course with our comedy segments of eavesdropping on peoples conversations 'Geezedropping', Joes corner of fear/weird, and our unwanted agony advice in 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'. We end with a track from upcoming acoustic hiphop band 'The Observers'. note: We make it sound at the end like we won't have any more episodes coming till late December. Rest assured, that isn't the case. We will back as usual.

011 - DICKHEADS

Dickheads, from public transport, to drunk attention seekers, we got it covered. That's right, this episode we dive into the world of Dickheads! they are everywhere, including on this podcast, yes, we revile our own dickhead moves! Joe also takes a test on slang words, see how street he really is! with our comedy segments, 'Geezedropping', 'Joe's corner of fear' & show us your agony with 'you didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'. This week we end with a track from 'Sanchez vs Fighter Pilot'.

010 - DREAMS, NIGHTMARES & SAMPSONS KETTLE

We hit episode 10! a small milestone so to celebrate we give you 'Dreams, Nightmares & Sampsons Kettle' , join us as we venture deep into the land of the nod, exploring our dreams & nightmares, the funny, the dark, the weird, & the straight up insane. From crying ghost babies to a fight to the death against Elton John armed with a firey sword! Also of course we dive into Joes corner of fear & give shit advice in 'you didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'. This week we end with a track from the mighty 'Violent Offender'. Get in!!

009 - TOWN AMBASSADORS

The All Seeing Guys Greg & Joe return to the captains table with spiced rum fuelling their minds as they discuss & banter their way through their most un-pc episode yet. We start off with our segment 'Geezedropping', for weeks we have been making note of odd snippets we hear from peoples conversation and discussing it ourselves. This episodes topic is 'local town nuts' to be blunt, we all know them, or know of them, or have seen them out & about so we are learning about a few popular local ones & sharing stories, theories & love for them making our towns rightfully theirs, we talk The Wizard of Sutton, Moses of Kingston & many more. But thats not all, we have our agony aunt segment 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'....INCEST SPECIAL!!!!!

We also end with a track from local up & coming hardcore/metal band 'High Rise'.

How have you not pressed play already?

008 - SHITTING!

The All Seeing Guys are back with their 8th episode (we are as surprised as you), join Joe & Greg as this time we talk pointless over sized phone cases & our main topic, which is pretty shit, actually its all shit as we talk shitting (the act of pooping), more the awkward battle of shitting out of home, farting in front of your significant other for the first time & getting caught short. As always we visit 'Joe's corner of fear', and answer other peoples agony aunts in 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway' & trigger an anti-religious rant I think had been held in for awhile.

Phone cases, shitting, religion, & we end with a track from The Lagan, who'd wanna miss all that?

007 - GREG AND JOE GET OLD & THE YOUTH OF TODAY

After reflecting on the 90s last episode Joe & Greg realised they are getting older so decide in true The All Seeing guys fashion to reflect upon this by talking their usual shit, bollocks & banter while also looking at the youth of today. As always with, Joe's corner of fear' & 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'. Enjoy....

006 - 90s PART 2: REVENGE OF THE CURTAINS

Part two of our trip back to the nineties continues from episode 2, this time we focus on personal experiences growing up, fashion, music & coming of age. As serious as it sounds believe us it isn't, we still have dumb shit like talking vaginas, unwanted agony aunt advice & Joe's corner of fear.

005 - FACE BEGGAR

Episode 5 of The All Seeing Guys podcast with Greg & Joe, this episode we discuss selfies, those same old faces round the area asking you for that same old '70p' or whatever amount for the same old bullshit reasons, fake beggars, life with smart phones, the insane world that is Facebook & of course our segments, Joe's corner of Fear & our unwanted agony aunt advice, this week we actually end with one of our own tracks, 'Why You Stressing' by hiphop alter egos Dicerollers.

004 - NICOLAS CAGE UN-FUCKING-CAGED SPECIAL!

Episode 4 of The All Seeing Guys podcast with Greg & Joe brings you something special, a Nicolas Cage special, Cage uncaged! Join us as dive into Cage, the movies he was in & almost in, his spending habits, his stories & much more, ANSWERING the big questions 'is he good, is he bad, is he both, is he neither, can we trust him, has he got more to show us?' so come with us on the Cage train. With as always our comedy segments at the end 'Joe's corner of fear' & our agony aunt advice 'you didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'.

003 - DAY TIME DRINKING & THE WHISPERING GLADIATOR

Episode 3 of The All Seeing Guys! This week Greg & Joe discuss Shit tomatoes growing on the train tracks, Day time drinking along with pub names, coffee drinkers in pubs, menstruation (watch us loose our female listeners if we have any) and much more... with our two segments at the end, Joes 'Corner of Fear' along with a new intro & of course 'You Didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway' where we answer agony aunt questions. This week we end with a track from local metal band The Red & The Black.

NOTICE: This episode was recorded a couple of weeks before being put out, the Australian podcast we mention at the start is a few more episodes in & can be found on here @this-shite