This week Joe and Dave discuss the validity of a self declared cyborg, where not to find penises in Iceland, and we ask: do seagulls have long memories and hold vendettas.
050 - THE HALF CENTURTY/OUR 50TH CAP
Special 50th Episode! This week Dave and Joe are joined by some friends of the show, who discover that Iceland loves penises and puffins, and Mad Mike is still quite mad. Also no.1 fan Dan quizzes all over us.
046 - SEAN DYCHE AND HIS LITTLE BROTHER STEVE
This week Dave and Joe discuss Rubber Jonny and his latex business, if you smear shit on an airplane it may be diverted to Alaska... also Usain Bolt may sign for Man Utd via Borussia Dortmund. Sure.
043 - JASON PUNCHEON THE BEANO VILLAIN
Merry Christmas! This week we learn that Chris Packham is the authority on gull culls (the culling of gulls) and dinosaurs. Also, Jesus might not be who we thought he was (allegedly). Also featuring Father Krokus Christmas and Zanka Claus.
031 - THE WALK-IN CONDOM MACHINE
This week Dave and Joe discuss more Chinese Ass News, No. 1 Fan Dan receives more stick from another third party about his seagull scandal, and a deliciously dirty debut from the Dildo Brothers. Oh, and some Football stuff.
016 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID NUGENT
This week Dave and Joe are pleased to announce that Jesus is actually back (playing football), seagulls may now be eating humans, and that betting is more punishable than Kung Fu attacks.
015 - THE GOLDEN FOOT / SHOE / BOOT
This week Dave and Joe discover what Chris Waddle was doing in a sausage factory, find out seagulls have jizz, and learn that the Premier League is under siege from the Avians.
008 - STEVEN SEAGULL
This week Dave and Joe discuss Gavin Peacock’s christian Twitter rants, that Nemanja Vidic is 607 and ask the question: is Pinas the same as Penis?
004 - THE DION DUBLIN ONE
This week we learn that Jonny Evans is a savvy financial advisor in his spare time, protection from seagull attacks is not funded by UK taxpayers and talk about Dion Dublin’s new musical invention.
002 - THAT'S NOT A SEAGULL!!
This week we look at the reaction to England’s mannequins, why Robert Pires never became a long jumper and find out why people in Wigan aren’t needy.