This week Dave and Joe discuss how to get banned from every farm in the country, Russian locusts are trying to cause a global scandal and if you ever find yourself perhaps imprisoned in Peru, avoid the chilli sauce. Oh, and it's a transfer special.
048 - STAINED HEN RECTUM
Are camels beautiful? Is there a roof ajar on Mars? Is Boris Johnson related to a syphilitic mummified corpse? All this and more discussed in this episode.
044 - RODNEY (CLUFF) YOU PLONKER
This is the last episode of 2017, featuring: bastard of the year, Harry Kane of the year, not in my day of the year, World Cup of the year (2018), conspiracy of the year... podcast of the year?
041 - ANDY GRAY - RANDY GAY
This week Joe, Dave and no.1 fan Dan discuss why Canadians hate Santa Claus but believe in aliens, Jonny Evans is on the phone to chat football (mainly) and… Alan Pardew with some warped anal.