013 - FIVE STAR HOTEL (JIVE STAR NOTEL)

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Scene. Ext. Night Time. 
The Car Park of a Little Chef just outside of Milton Keynes.
The two lads enter from opposite ends of the car park.  Their eyes meet. The smaller of the two is carrying a briefcase. They walk towards each other, slowly yet also sensually. Each footstep is under scored with a heavy vapour-wave synth beat. They stop 4 ft short of each other. The funky 80's nostalgia beat continues. One of them speaks...

BONGO: HAVE YOU GOT THE STUFF?

(PAUSE)

BINGO: Oh, I've got the stuff.

BLACK OUT. Just next time for the concluding part of 'BINGO BONGO AND THEIR WACKY ADVENTURES IN CAR PARKS'. 

In this episode Joe and Andy carry on watching FIVE STAR HOTEL. They discuss running a Travelodge together, eat a bowl of seaseme seeds and sing an ol' Drudic dirge about pool drowning. They also drink some wine.

010 - GIRLBOSS PART 2 (STEALING CARPETS AND CALLING PEOPLE SLUTS)

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WARNING! This episode is pretty darn edgy.  Some may say its #2edgy4me.  Its got so many edges we might as well call it a great-stellated dodecahedron. Yeah...THAT edgy. You know what? Screw the old hash tag, it sucks. How about #3edgy5me? Mmmm now thats a tasty hashtag.
We're goddam edgelords. In this episode we encounter Captain Bland, The Herniator and re-appearance from the King of Lies.  Andy, Joe and special guest Georgia Harris find time to watch GIRLBOSS on Netflix.

008 - SHAME ACADEMY (PART 2)

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Part 2 of Shame Academy! After another slight hiatus filled with thrills, spills and chills! Joe and Andy are back to throw a podcast all up in your grill! Please note that this is Part 2, so go back and listen to the first part if you haven't! OTHERWISE ALL THIS RAMBLING WILL MAKE EVEN LESS SENSE THEN IT USUALLY DOES!!

007 - SHAME ACADEMY (PART 1)

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After an unexpected Summer-time hiatus brought on by the heat of our almighty overlord, the Sun, Joe and Andy are BACK with another episode of One Wine Review. Drinking Red and White wine respectively (always be respectful when you drink) they watch a forbidden videotape found in the great tombs... and then BBC's classic musical-reality-farce Fame Academy. Drink along and enjoy!

This episode is brought to you by Podnose, the UK's leading Podcast network! How exciting.